Badja Djola Quotes

Agent Monk You. I'm gonna tell you a story. A kid named Homer Wilkes lives 30 miles north of here. He'd just taken his girlfriend home and was walking along the road. A truck pulls up beside him. Four white boys took him for a ride. Now Homer, he headn't done anything, except be a Negro. They took him to a shack, a regular old shack like this one. Then they took out a razor blade.

Agent Monk Ragged old razor blade, like this one. They pulled down his pants, they spread his legs, and they sliced off his scrotum.

Agent Monk Then they put it in a coffee cup, like this one. Mayor, do you know how much you bleed when someone cuts off your balls? HUH?!

Agent Monk When they found Homer, he looked like he head been dipped in blood up to his waist. He was barely alive when they got him to the hospital, and he can barely walk now.

Agent Monk Mayor, we know you know who was there when those three civil rights boys was murdered. We know you know who pulled the trigger. Is there something you wanna say to me?

Alley Thug All right, you want it in the chest, or the head?

Joe Hallenbeck Yeah, that's what your wife said.

Alley Thug Hey, would you stop with the wife shit?

Joe Hallenbeck Ask me how fat she is.

Alley Thug Fuck you, man! How fat is she?

Joe Hallenbeck She's so fat I had to roll her in flour and look for the wet spot. Motherfucker, if you wanna fuck her you gotta slap her thigh and ride the wave in. Now I'm not saying she's fat, her high school picture was an aerial photograph.