Big Wednesday - Confronting Past Mistakes in Relationships
Matt:
You know, Mrs. Barlow. There's something I'd like straighten out.
Mrs. Barlow:
What's that, Matt?
Matt:
Well, I did a lot of things around here I'm kind of ashamed of. I tore up your lawn with my 40 Ford...
Mrs. Barlow:
Many times.
Matt:
Took my pants off in front of your friends...
Mrs. Barlow:
Oh, yes.
Matt:
And I even passed out in your closet, but I never, and I don't know who could have if I didn't, but I never, and I repeat never, ever pissed in your steam iron.
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