Memorable Quotes from Ben Miller
3 quotesSonic Chanting Enables Vision in Darkness
Johnny English
It may be pitch black, but we can still see.
Bough
How?
Johnny English
The Bedouin monks of the Al Magreb Mountains developed a system of sonic chanting.
Bough
I see, sir.
Johnny English
The sound of their chanting would bounce back off any obstacles, and using their highly tuned ears they could paint a mental picture of the path ahead.
Bough
Brilliant, sir.
Johnny English
However, you must always sing in E-flat. E-E-E-E flat, E-E-E flat, E-flaaaaaaat! Thaaaaank you for the music, the songs I'm singing--
[singing]
Bough
Is it working, sir?
Johnny English
Extremely well, thank you, Bough. Thanks for all the joy they're-- Ow!
[singing; Johnny hits the tunnel wall]
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Unexpected Landing on Soft Ground
Bough
Are you all right, sir?
Johnny English
Yes, I landed on something quite soft.
Bough
That was me, sir.
Johnny English
Oh, good.
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Seeking Information from the Doctor
Johnny English
Now, perhaps you could direct me to your evil paymaster.
Doctor
What are you talking about?
Johnny English
You know exactly what I'm talking about. Where is the office of Pascal Sauvage?
Bough
Are you coming over here in a minute, sir?
[over com-link]
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