Ferris Bueller's Day Off - Inquiry About Ferris Bueller's Absence
Economics Teacher: [takes attendance]
Bueller? Bueller? Bueller? Bueller?
Simone:
Um, he's sick. My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw Ferris pass out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it's pretty serious.
Teacher:
Thank you, Simone.
Simone:
No problem whatsoever.
Teacher: [continues with attendance]
Frye? Frye? Frye?
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Casper - Inheritance and Unexpected Legacy
Mr. Rugg: [reading Mr. Crittenden's will]
To the Save the Dolphins Foundation: $11 million. To the Save The Pumas Foundation: $1.2 million. To the Padigonian Wasps Salvation Fund: $1.4 million. To The Dyslexic Dalmatians Foundation...
Carrigan Crittenden:
To hell with the livestock. What did the old stiff leave me?
Dibs: [clears throat]
Um, I believe that what the bereaved is trying to express is that the, um, sudden death of her only father has left a great gaping void in her bank-- in her life, and err, Carrigan wonders what he has left her to fill it up with.
Mr. Rugg:
Hmm. Let's see. Bobcats, owls, snakes... daughter, Carrigan: Whipstaff Manor in Maine.
Carrigan Crittenden:
... And?
Mr. Rugg:
And I'm late for lunch, so if you'll excuse me...
Carrigan Crittenden:
Are you telling me that I spent the last two days holding his clammy hand, waiting for him to kick, and all I get in return is one lousy piece of property?!
Mr. Rugg: [gives her the will]
No, it was lousy fifty years ago. Now it's condemned. Enjoy.
Carrigan Crittenden:
Wait a minute. This is not fair! I'll protest! I'm gonna drag you and every one of those damn dolphins into court!
Mr. Rugg:
Knock yourself out.
Carrigan Crittenden:
Dibs! This is all your fault, as usual. If you would have just forged the damn will.
Dibs:
Hey you know Carrigan, this is condemned seafront property.
Carrigan Crittenden:
Oh, Dibs! Don't you get it? Flipper got more money than me.
Dibs:
Carrigan, the deed's in there! Oh! Ouch! Ow. Ouch! Buccaneers and buried gold. Whipstaff doth a treasure hold.
Carrigan Crittenden:
Treasure? Dibs, you idiot. Get it out!" I knew that place was worth something. There's treasure in that house. And finally, I'm gonna get what I deserve.
Dibs:
Carrigan, I think I need a doctor.
Carrigan Crittenden:
Oh, there's plenty in Maine.
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Son of the Mask - Loki's Defiance Against Odin's Reputation
Dr. Neuman:
Loki brought nothing but shame to Odin and his ilk. In fact, Loki was such an unruly child that Odin ultimately locked him up in chains far beneath the earth.
Loki:
HE DID NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTT!!!
Museum Person:
Good God!
Loki:
And don't you forget it!
Dr. Neuman:
Apparently, you do not agree with my theories.
Loki: [looks at the mask]
Finally. This is a fake!
Dr. Neuman: [Loki throws the mask at him which hits him in the head]
Yes, but it's a good fake. Ow. Sir, that is museum property.
Loki:
Oh, I'm sorry. Let me replace it.
Dr. Neuman:
What-- what are-- what are you doing? Perhaps I should inform you I suffer from vertigo and I have a lawyer. Hello? Where's my body? Come get me.
Museum Security Guard:
Hold it right there!
Dr. Neuman:
I don't like it here.
Loki:
Thanks for dropping by.
Museum Security Guard:
Dropping?
Loki:
Bye!
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