Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure - Appreciating History and Great Leaders
Bill:
Mr. Ryan, before you say anything, my distinguished colleague, Ted, and I wish to express to you our thanks, for all the things we have learned in your class.
Mr. Ryan:
And what have you learned?
Bill: [beat]
We've, uh... We've learned that the world has a great history.
Ted: [looks at some of the names written on the chalkboard]
Yes. And that, thanks to great leaders such as... Genghis Khan, Joan of Arc, and Socratic Method, the world is full of history.
Mr. Ryan:
It seems to me the only thing you have learned is that Caesar... is a "salad-dressing dude." Bill, Ted, this is really quite simple. You have flunked every section of this class. Now, unless you get an A-plus on your final oral report tomorrow, guys, I have no choice but to flunk the both of you. Now, you know your topics. So I would suggest that you at least cover those areas if you want to pass the course. Understand?
Bill and Ted:
Yes, sir.
Mr. Ryan:
Okay. Guys, your report had better be something very special.
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Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure - Miscommunication About a Deceased Character
Mr. Ryan:
Bill, I'm waiting.
Bill: [beat]
He's dead?
Mr. Ryan: [[Napoleon]
So Bill, what you're telling me, essentially, is that ] was a "short, dead dude.
Bill:
Well, yeah.
Ted: [leans over behind Bill]
You totally blew it, dude.
Mr. Ryan: [annoyed]
Ted, stand up.
Ted:
Stand up?
Mr. Ryan: [Ted stands up; [Joan of Arc]
Yes, son, stand up. Now... who was ]?
Ted: [beat; [Noah]
]'s wife.
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