Memorable Quotes from Bernie Casey
2 quotesAppreciating History and Great Leaders
Bill
Mr. Ryan, before you say anything, my distinguished colleague, Ted, and I wish to express to you our thanks, for all the things we have learned in your class.
Mr. Ryan
And what have you learned?
Bill
We've, uh... We've learned that the world has a great history.
[beat]
Ted
Yes. And that, thanks to great leaders such as... Genghis Khan, Joan of Arc, and Socratic Method, the world is full of history.
[looks at some of the names written on the chalkboard]
Mr. Ryan
It seems to me the only thing you have learned is that Caesar... is a "salad-dressing dude." Bill, Ted, this is really quite simple. You have flunked every section of this class. Now, unless you get an A-plus on your final oral report tomorrow, guys, I have no choice but to flunk the both of you. Now, you know your topics. So I would suggest that you at least cover those areas if you want to pass the course. Understand?
Bill and Ted
Yes, sir.
Mr. Ryan
Okay. Guys, your report had better be something very special.
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Miscommunication About a Deceased Character
Mr. Ryan
Bill, I'm waiting.
Bill
He's dead?
[beat]
Mr. Ryan
So Bill, what you're telling me, essentially, is that ] was a "short, dead dude.
[[Napoleon]
Bill
Well, yeah.
Ted
You totally blew it, dude.
[leans over behind Bill]
Mr. Ryan
Ted, stand up.
[annoyed]
Ted
Stand up?
Mr. Ryan
Yes, son, stand up. Now... who was ]?
[Ted stands up; [Joan of Arc]
Ted
]'s wife.
[beat; [Noah]
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