Parental Guidance - Encouragement Amidst Self-Doubt
Diane Decker:
Bravo! Oh, wow! Harper, that was wonderful!
Harper Decker Simmons:
I stunk.
Diane Decker:
You most certainly did not!
Diane Decker:
Wasn't she wonderful?
Dr. Schveer:
No. This will *not* be good enough for your audition. You must practice more! When my daughter underperforms, I shun her. *This* girl should be shunned!
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Beaches - Preparing for the radar ahead
CC Bloom:
Are you ready for your radar, dear?
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Beaches - Conflict in Creative Expression
CC Bloom:
I wasn't comfortable in the medium, y'know? So I broke the director's jaw.
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Beaches - A Colorful Critique of Interior Design
CC Bloom:
Look at this place. It looks like a flamingo threw up in here!
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Beaches - Critique of Directing Style and Engagement
CC Bloom:
(To a film director) You've had your head in that frigging monitor the whole time - you haven't said anything about character or motivation. You could be watching a Laker game in there, for all I know!
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Beaches - Self-Reflection and Curiosity in Relationships
CC Bloom:
But enough about me. What about you? What do you think of me?
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Beaches - A Harsh Warning to a Dog
CC Bloom:
(To her dog) Get back, you brain damaged bag of bones, or I'll have you gassed!
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Beaches - A Day of Contradictions and Emotions
CC Bloom:
(After slapping John's face on her wedding day) This is the happiest day of my life. I don't ever want you to forget it!
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Beaches - Attraction and Character: A Complex Relationship
CC Bloom: [[w:Eleanor Roosevelt|Eleanor Roosevelt]
Sexual attraction has nothing to do with character. Unless you're ].
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Beaches - Concern About Appearance and Personal Perception
CC Bloom:
He hates my hair!
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Beaches - A Missed Connection Due to Family Dynamics
CC Bloom:
Harry, you're an angel. If your mother hadn't been such a bitch, we could've shared something important.
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Beaches - Piano Bar or Unpleasant Experience?
CC Bloom:
What the hell is this - a piano bar or a Nazi work camp?
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Beaches - A Warning Against Nickname Misuse
CC Bloom:
If you call me "Bugs", you're dead.
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Beaches - Childhood Aspirations and Career Challenges
CC Bloom:
(At 11 years of age) Leona, you've gotta stop - you're ruining my career!
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Drowning Mona - Accusations and Denials Among Family Tensions
Jeff Dearly: [while threatening to kill himself]
I know you all think I killed my parents.
Chief Wyatt Rash:
We don't think you killed anybody!
Jeff Dearly:
Yeah? Well, you're full of shit! Everyone know I've been wanting to get back at her ever since that night...
Jeff Dearly:
Hey, Ma, there's no more beer. Give me some of yours.
Mona Dearly:
Don't touch that beer, Jeff.
Jeff Dearly: [reaches out]
Oh, give it to me.
Mona Dearly:
I SAID...
Jeff Dearly: [screams in pain]
FUCK!
Jeff Dearly:
Was I so wrong?
Lt. Feege Gruber:
You bet your ass.
Jeff Dearly:
Yeah, but, I didn't kill her. Look, don't get me wrong: I'm glad she's dead and all, but I sure as hell didn't do it.
Chief Wyatt Rash:
Jeff, I know you didn't kill her.
Jeff Dearly:
I didn't kill my dad neither.
Chief Wyatt Rash:
Then why don't you give me the gun.
Jeff Dearly: [puts the gun to head]
BECAUSE MY LIFE SUCKS, MAN!
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Drowning Mona - Traffic Stop with Drunk Driving Concerns
Mona Dearly:
Why'd you pull us over Feege?
Lt. Feege Gruber: [to Jeff]
Oh let me think about that Mona, you're riding on rims and you pulled an 1107 on an officer of the law. What the hell is the matter with you son?
Mona Dearly:
What did you hurt him for?
Lt. Feege Gruber:
He's drunk!
Mona Dearly: [to Jeff; to Feege]
No he ain't! It's OK baby. You're gonna pay for this Feege! You just lost your lawn service, pal!
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Drowning Mona - Making the Best of Difficult Situations
Chief Wyatt Rash:
My mother always used to say, "When life hands you potatoes, make potato salad.
Mona Dearly:
Yeah? Well life handed me a whole pile of shit. What am I supposed to do with that?!
Phil Dearly:
Make shit salad?
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Drowning Mona - Name Preferences and Their Implications
Mona Dearly: [to Bobby and Jeff, regarding the name BJ Landscaping; laughs]
BJ? Well, I think "JB" has a nicer ring to it. Besides, you don't want anyone goin around calling ya "Blow Job Landscaping" - Do ya?
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