Betty AberlinQuotes

Teacher: Everyone, please take your seats. You heard the bell. You know what it means. Last week, the assignment was to write an essay about your family. Who they...

Teacher: [''class: "Are!"''] And what they...

Teacher: [''class: "Mean to us!"''] Excellent droning.

Nun: [[Alice in Wonderland] So, you don't believe in God...because of ]?

Loki: [[Through the Looking Glass; [w:The Walrus and the Carpenter|The Walrus and the Carpenter; [Buddha; [w:Ganesha|Ganesha; [Jesus Christ; [Kierkegaard; [Sartre; [Lewis Carroll] No, ], that poem "]," that's an indictment of organized religion. The walrus, with his girth and good nature, obviously represents either ] or, with his tusks, the Hindu elephant god Lord ] – that takes care of your eastern religions. Now the carpenter, which is an obvious reference to ], who was raised a carpenter's son, he represents the western religions. Now in the poem, what do they do? What do they do? They dupe all these oysters into following them and then proceed to shuck and devour the helpless creatures en masse. Now I don't know what that says to you, but to me it says that following these faiths based on mythological figures ensures the destruction of one's inner being. Organized religion destroys who we are by inhibiting our actions, by inhibiting our decisions, out of fear of some intangible parent figure, who shakes a finger at us from thousands of years ago and says "Do it, do it and I'll fucking spank you!" The existentialists can keep their ] and their ] — give me ] any day. That guy knows what time it is!

Nun: The way you put it... I've never thought about it like that before. What...what have I been doing with my life?

Loki: Yeah, I know. Look, why don't you take this money you're collecting for your parish, and go out and buy yourself a new dress. Fix yourself up. Find some man. Find some woman. Find anyone you can connect with, even for a moment. Because that's all that life really is, Sister — it's a series of moments. Why don't you go seize yours? Attagirl.

Bartleby: Here's what I don't get about you. You know for a fact that there's a God. You've been in His presence, He's spoken to you personally. And yet I just heard you claim to be an atheist.

Loki: I just love to fuck with the clergy, man, I just love it. I love keeping those guys on their toes!