Love Stinks - Misunderstandings in Friendships and Relationships
Larry Garnett:
It's like a hooker taking a trick to court to get him to pay.
Holly:
Don't call my best friend a hooker.
Larry Garnett:
That's right, a hooker tells you the price up front.
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