Memorable Quotes from Bill Camp
6 quotesA Moment of Despair and Reflection
Vampiro
I picked up my .45, and I put it against my head, and I put my finger on the trigger. If there's ever a time to ask "Does God exist?", that was it.
[''After realizing the prostitute he slept with was 14'']
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Exclusive Club Proposal in Cartena
Vampiro
I think I may have to expand your mind to an entirely new reality.
El Calacas
Okay?
Vampiro
These gentlemen want to build a one-of-a-kind members-only club in Cartena. Annual fee: one hundred grand per member.
[''Which immediately intrigues El Calacas'']
Vampiro
They take care of the facility, we take care of the talent. And the members? They get a world-class resort with full access to models, 24/7, all you can eat, live-in models, young ones.
El
How young?
Tim
Shock me. Which one is this?
[enters]
Vampiro
El Calacas. He used to deliver escorts for Escobar. He sold me a chicken last year, nine years old.
[''They laugh'']
El Calacas
And she was...
[''makes appreciative gesture by kissing the tips of his fingers'']
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High Stakes in a Poker Game
Molly Bloom
Harlan's got a boat, nines full. Brad's got nothing, but his pre-flop betting made it look, entirely accidentally, like there was a chance he had pocket kings.
[voice-over]
Harlan Eustice
Twenty thousand.
[pushes a few stacks of chips towards the center of the table]
Molly Bloom
Which, if true, would give him the better full house. Brad's counting off twenty thousand, which means he's gonna call, and Harlan knows that if Brad's gonna call and not raise, it means he didn't have the boat, and he's betting a high two-pair, probably kings and queens. But then, instead of calling the bet, Brad pushes seventy-two thousand dollars into the pot.
[voice-over]
Brad Marion
I'm all in.
[pushes all of his chips towards the center of the table, Harlan frowns]
Molly Bloom
Harlan looks at Brad. Every tell Harlan knows about—carotid artery pumping, stiff hands—Brad’s doing the opposite. Brad's bet had represented a huge hand by calling on the flop, check-raising the turn and bombing the river. Of course Harlan didn’t know that Brad didn’t know what any of that meant. So Harlan, always a good sport, said:
[voice-over]
Harlan Eustice
Nice bet. I'm laying this down.
[smiles; tosses in his cards]
Molly Bloom
As he tossed in what he didn’t realize was the winning hand. Brad tosses in his cards too and one of them flips over and Harlan sees:
[voice-over]
Harlan Eustice
You didn't have pocket kings?
[frowns]
Brad Marion
I didn't have any kings, except the one in the middle.
[smiles]
Harlan Eustice
You had two-pair?
Brad Marion
I had one-pair, the nines in the middle.
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The Sound of Freedom Explained
Vampiro
Do you hear that? That's the sound of freedom.
[about the kids singing and clapping after being rescued]
Tim
Amen.
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Obeying Divine Guidance Without Hesitation
Vampiro
When God tells you what to do, you cannot hesitate.
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Recognizing a Losing Streak in Poker
Molly Bloom
You're on tilt—everybody knows it. You're playing without the weapons you need to win.
Harlan Eustice
You're right.
[nods]
Molly Bloom
Alright. Thank you.
[nods]
Harlan Eustice
Give me five hundred thousand. I just got to get back to even.
Molly Bloom
That should be the second line of every gambler’s obit. “Mr. Feldstein died while trying to get back to even.” Harlan never did. And he never got to his wife’s birthday party. She filed for divorce two days later. But there was one last punch coming that would put Harlan on the floor for good. Harlan was heads-up against a guy named Frederick who was Austrian royalty.
[voice-over; Harlan returns to the table with fresh chips]
Harlan Eustice
Call.
[pushes a few stacks of chips towards the center of the table]
Molly Bloom
Harlan had pocket queens. His Excellency had Ace-King. They were both in 65K pre-flop. The flop's queen-seven-seven. Harlan has a full-house again, queens full of sevens, with three rounds of betting in front of him. The Count has nothing.
[voice-over]
Frederick
All in.
[puts his hand up]
Molly Bloom
And the Count goes all in. He wants Harlan to think he’s got two more sevens under there.
[voice-over]
Harlan Eustice
Call.
[turns his cards face up and pushes his remaining chips towards the center of the table]
Molly Bloom
Nope, says Harlan. He’s not falling for this again and he snap calls all in. There’s $750,000 on the table. Diego burns a card and deals the turn. A king. Otto von Bismarck now has two-pair, kings and sevens, but two-pair’s nothing next to a full house. And at this point, the only hand left that can beat a queen full house...'...is a king full house.
[voice-over; Diego burns another card and deals the last turn: a King of Clubs]
Frederick
Alright.
[smiles]
Molly Bloom
Captain von Trapp bluffed two-pair and rivered into kings full.
[voice-over]
Harlan Eustice
Motherfucker. MOTHERFUCKER! FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKING MECHANIC!
[shakes his head, stunned; grabs some food that’s on a plate and throws it at Diego]
Molly Bloom
Hey!
Harlan Eustice
FUCK YOU, YOU BOTTOM-DEALIN PARTY MAGICIAN!
Molly Bloom
Hey, get out onto the terrace.
[ushers Harlan away from the table]
Harlan Eustice
You've been pulling this shit on me for two days!
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