Memorable Quotes from Billy Jayne
8 quotesA Humorous Take on Gender Perspectives
Terry
Come on, Buddy, admit it. You would love to spend your entire life just using women's bodies.
Buddy
Yeah, all but the last 60 seconds. I'd like a little time to reminisce.
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Struggling with Freedom and Relationships
Terry
Budmeister, are you okay?
Buddy
No, Terry, I'm not. Mom and Dad come home Monday. I've had two weeks of total freedom. The closest that I've come to sex was a girl who took her top off to seduce my sister. What's wrong with me?
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A Lesson in Male Behavior
Buddy
Very crucial. Something every guy does. Let me see you scratch your balls.
Budy
Hey, come on, try it.
Buddy
Wait a minute. Watch the master. Now first, there's your basic shift. But that's not always enough. Sometimes you've got to get inside, dig a little, let some air in, move things around.
[Buddy shifts his body with his balls]
Terry
Yeah, well, maybe my balls don't itch.
Buddy
All balls itch. It's a fact!
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The Challenges of Gender Perspectives
Terry
Sometimes I just wish I were a guy.
Buddy
No, you don't. The male body needs sex at all times. It's a living hell.
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Unexpected Visitors and Unusual Situations
Terry
Listen, there's a half-naked woman in your bedroom feeding pizza to some fish, and she's all yours.
Buddy
Sounds too kinky for me.
Terry
Budster, I need you. She needs you. You need her.
Buddy
Is she really half-naked?
Terry
Maybe more by now.
Buddy
What if you're lying?
Terry
What if I'm not?
Buddy
Good point. If I'm not back in a week, forward my mail.
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A Question of Profound Thoughts
Terry
Can't you think of anything more profound than getting laid?
Buddy
A blowjob?
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Confusion Over Underwear in Friendship
Terry
I know I could do better. I'm just confused.
Buddy
Of course you're confused. You're wearing my underwear.
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Navigating Youthful Desires and Relationships
Buddy
I'm 15 years old. In two years, I reach the peak of my sexual powers. The clock is ticking. I have to get jamming.
Terry
Can't you hear what you're saying? Aren't you a little embarrassed?
Buddy
Nope. I'm horny. Horny will kick embarrassment's ass every time.
Terry
Budster, listen to me. Don't you want your first time to be with someone you love?
Buddy
I guarantee it, I'll be in love.
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