Just One of the Guys - Struggling with Freedom and Relationships
Terry:
Budmeister, are you okay?
Buddy:
No, Terry, I'm not. Mom and Dad come home Monday. I've had two weeks of total freedom. The closest that I've come to sex was a girl who took her top off to seduce my sister. What's wrong with me?
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Just One of the Guys - Confusion Over Underwear in Friendship
Terry:
I know I could do better. I'm just confused.
Buddy:
Of course you're confused. You're wearing my underwear.
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Just One of the Guys - Unexpected Visitors and Unusual Situations
Terry:
Listen, there's a half-naked woman in your bedroom feeding pizza to some fish, and she's all yours.
Buddy:
Sounds too kinky for me.
Terry:
Budster, I need you. She needs you. You need her.
Buddy:
Is she really half-naked?
Terry:
Maybe more by now.
Buddy:
What if you're lying?
Terry:
What if I'm not?
Buddy:
Good point. If I'm not back in a week, forward my mail.
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Just One of the Guys - A Humorous Take on Gender Perspectives
Terry:
Come on, Buddy, admit it. You would love to spend your entire life just using women's bodies.
Buddy:
Yeah, all but the last 60 seconds. I'd like a little time to reminisce.
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Just One of the Guys - A Question of Profound Thoughts
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Just One of the Guys - Navigating Youthful Desires and Relationships
Buddy:
I'm 15 years old. In two years, I reach the peak of my sexual powers. The clock is ticking. I have to get jamming.
Terry:
Can't you hear what you're saying? Aren't you a little embarrassed?
Buddy:
Nope. I'm horny. Horny will kick embarrassment's ass every time.
Terry:
Budster, listen to me. Don't you want your first time to be with someone you love?
Buddy:
I guarantee it, I'll be in love.
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Just One of the Guys - A Lesson in Male Behavior
Buddy:
Very crucial. Something every guy does. Let me see you scratch your balls.
Budy:
Hey, come on, try it.
Buddy: [Buddy shifts his body with his balls]
Wait a minute. Watch the master. Now first, there's your basic shift. But that's not always enough. Sometimes you've got to get inside, dig a little, let some air in, move things around.
Terry:
Yeah, well, maybe my balls don't itch.
Buddy:
All balls itch. It's a fact!
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Just One of the Guys - The Challenges of Gender Perspectives
Terry:
Sometimes I just wish I were a guy.
Buddy:
No, you don't. The male body needs sex at all times. It's a living hell.
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