Billy MagnussenQuotes

Ben Brandt: You, tell me about this bouncer.

Moe: Oh, uh, yeah I dunno, man. He's kinda strange, you know?

Ben Brandt: What do you mean, strange?

Moe: Yeah.. You know, he acts all nice and shit like he's Mr. Rogers or something. But then, man, he hauls off. He hauls off! He beats the living shit outta you! So, really interesting guy, overall.

Ben Brandt: That was a brilliant analysis. Sam, throw these dum-dums overboard.

Frankie: Hey, nice suit. You look like a shitty pimp on Easter. Then again, you always had bad taste.

Ben Brandt: Thank you. It's Cleopini, Frankie. I went to Italy to get it fucking fitted.

Frankie: It's a long way to go to still look like dog shit.

Logan Ash: You won't be able to stop him! So why don't you help me out, brother?

Bond: [Bond pulls the SUV down, letting the tree snap. Ash is crushed by the SUV.] I had a brother. His name was Felix Leiter.

Nani: Stay behind me, Lilo. Get back. Get back.

Pleakley: Don't worry. They're just scanning for deadly parasites.

Grand Councilwoman: We're here to retrieve this dangerous experiment. Soldiers, take 626 into custody.

Lilo: [as Stitch gets handcuffed while Nani tries to hold her back, preventing her from interfering; protesting] No! Hey! Leave him alone! Let him stay!

Grand Councilwoman: I'm afraid I can't allow that. This creature poses a threat to your species. We are sorry for what transpired here. Rest assured, those responsible will be brought to justice.

Jumba: [gets lifted off the sea by the spaceship while being re-arrested, and back in his original alien form; last words; gets clonked on the head] Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! How dare you treat a scientific genius like this! Hey, Grand Councilwoman, can you-- Ow! Oh! My precious brain.

Grand Councilwoman: As for 626--

Stitch: [interrupting] Stitch.

Grand Councilwoman: [confused] What?

Stitch: My name Stitch.

Grand Councilwoman: Stitch, then.... will be--

Stitch: Can Stitch say goodbye?

Grand Councilwoman: [surprised and hesitantly] Yes.

Stitch: [walks over to Lilo] Thank you.

Lilo: [hugs Stitch] Come here, Stitch. We're gonna to miss you.

Grand Councilwoman: [surprised] Who are these people?

Stitch: [smiles at Lilo and Nani who smiles back] This is my family. I found it all on my own. It's little a-and broken, but still good. Yeah. Still good.

Pleakley: Grand Councilwoman? Can we leave Stitch with his new family?

Grand Councilwoman: Absolutely not. The Council would require supervision, and who would possibly want to stay on this dilapidated mosquito farm?

Pleakley: [excitedly] Oh, oh! Me! Me! ME!

Grand Councilwoman: Ha! Ridiculous. I cannot risk the global panic that would ensue if this were to become public.

Cobra Bubbles: [stepping up] What if it didn't?

Pleakley: Oh! Oh! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah, yeah, yeah! He's CIA. He's very good at keeping secrets.

Grand Councilwoman: Our reconnaissance said you were going to tell your superiors about this. How could I ever trust you to keep it a secret?

Cobra Bubbles: [stepping up to her and shakes her hand to seal the deal] Your Highness... you have my word.

Grand Councilwoman: [after studying his face for a moment and nods; Everyone, even Stitch, felt sad at the fact that he might not be allowed to stay after all; until...; smiles; Everyone were overwhelmed with joy and Stitch's handcuffs falls off and he happily runs into Lilo's arms] Hmmm. You all have shown me that there is good inside this creature. However, I cannot reverse the council's decision. Experiment 626 has been sentence to life in exile. A sentence that would be henceforth served.... here on Earth.

Cobra: [handcuffs Pleakley] Agent Cobra Bubbles, CIA.

Nani: Wait, what? CIA?

Pleakley: Agent Wendell Pleakley from the United Galactic Federation. I'm a fellow government worker.

Tūtū: What are you doing here?!

Nani: Now, where is my sister?!

David: Lilo?

Nani: Lilo?! Lilo?!

David: They're not here.

Nani: I'm gonna check the back.

Tūtū: [showing up] What happened?! Where's Lilo?!

Nani: I don't know. She's not here.

Pleakley: [emerging from the broken wood; Nani, David and Tūtū scream at him; screams as well] Actually, she's on the ship heading toward...

Grand Councilwoman: We just intercepted a call from human authorities. Do you realize what you have done?

Pleakley: [innocently] Nope.

Grand Councilwoman: [Pleakley obliges as he takes off the shower cap] Play the recording. And take off that ridiculous hat.

Cobra Bubbles: [on recording] Code 51. We found something. Confirm.

Grand Councilwoman: And not only that you alerted the humans about our existence, but you still haven't captured 626!

Jumba: Grand Councilwoman, will all due respect, I'm not sure you know what's going on with 626. We have found, um… a glitch… Which is making it a little harder to get him off this planet. But don't worry, I'm sure I can figure out--

Grand Councilwoman: Enough! You're a glitch, you buffoon. I have had enough, Dr. Jookiba. You have exhausted my patience! Consider our deal terminated!

Jumba: [shocked] WHAT?!

Grand Councilwoman: [beats] No tantrums, Agent Pleakley is hereby deputize to detain you under Federation orders and escort you back to Turo immediately. Uh, hello?

Pleakley: Now? Right now?

Grand Councilwoman: No, later.

Jumba: You cannot do this to my work!!!!

Grand Councilwoman: [hangs up] That is not a debate. A Federation detail is on its way to clean up your mess.

Pleakley: [after getting out of the bathtub, while putting on his bathrobe] Did she hang up? Jumba?

Jumba: [lying on the bed while recovering from his injuries] Why would he protect her like that?

Pleakley: [bathing in the tub] You don't think they're kind of cute together?

Jumba: He's not a pet. He's an experiment and a dangerous one of that.

Pleakley: I just think he's a lot cuter than you think he is dangerous.

Jumba: He has sharp teeth, he has claws, I designed him to be dangerous.

Pleakley: Dangerously cute.

Grand Councilwoman: Do not let the Earthlings discover your mission, or I will be forced to intervene.

Pleakley: This is a dream vacay. I have so much packing to do!

Jumba: Well, well, well, 626. What hideous, pathetic planet is caught in your crosshairs?

Jumba: [appearing while being escorted by two Federation soldiers; chuckles] Oh, look what a pickle we've got here. If only there were a brilliant genius around to help you catch that monster.

Grand Councilwoman: [enraged] You! You're the reason we're in this mess!

Jumba: And I can get you out, if you release me and give me back my lab.

Grand Councilwoman: Nonsense, we'll simply vaporize the planet. Captain?

Captain/Pink Alien Girl: [excitedly] Armed and ready, Councilwoman.

Pleakley: [appearing; dressed up as a cowboy] Hold it! Hold everything! Excuse me, pardon me. You can't destroy the planet!

Captain/Pink Alien Girl: [disappointed] Aw, man!

Grand Councilwoman: Uh, who is this?

Pleakley: [tips his hat] Agent Pleakley, Earth Expert, at your service. Howdy.

Grand Councilwoman: Earth expert?

Pleakley: I'm an expert of all planets, flora, fauna and fashion.

Jumba: [sarcastically] Yeah, his outfit screams "expert".

Pleakley: Oh, yeah. I'm researching Earth species that's half cow and half boy. It's very fascinating.

Grand Councilwoman: Yes, marvelous. What's your point?

Pleakley: Oh, uh, Earth is a protected wildlife preserve. Yeah. We've been using it to rebuild the mosquito population.

Grand Councilwoman: [sighs; Jumba smirks; to Pleakley] Crikey. Very well, Dr. Jookiba, you will travel to Earth where you will capture the escaped lab experiment known as 626. Agent Pleakley, you will be going with him. You are deputized to ensure he follows Federation rules.

Jumba: [disbelieved] What?! I don't need a babysitter--

Grand Councilwoman: [Pleakley looks disbelieved and took off his hat] This is all very dangerous and it's quite frankly, you'll die. Do you accept?

Pleakley: [excitedly] With every heart in my body, Of course I accept! I'm going to Earth!!!