Billy Magnussen Quotes

Road House

Fashion Critique in Road House Dialogue

Frankie Hey, nice suit. You look like a shitty pimp on Easter. Then again, you always had bad taste.

Ben Brandt Thank you. It's Cleopini, Frankie. I went to Italy to get it fucking fitted.

Frankie It's a long way to go to still look like dog shit.

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Lilo & Stitch

Searching for Lilo's whereabouts

David Lilo?

Nani Lilo?! Lilo?!

David They're not here.

Nani I'm gonna check the back.

Tūtū What happened?! Where's Lilo?!

[showing up]

Nani I don't know. She's not here.

Pleakley Actually, she's on the ship heading toward...

[emerging from the broken wood; Nani, David and Tūtū scream at him; screams as well]

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Lilo & Stitch

Interception of a Critical Communication

Grand Councilwoman We just intercepted a call from human authorities. Do you realize what you have done?

Pleakley Nope.

[innocently]

Grand Councilwoman Play the recording. And take off that ridiculous hat.

[Pleakley obliges as he takes off the shower cap]

Cobra Bubbles Code 51. We found something. Confirm.

[on recording]

Grand Councilwoman And not only that you alerted the humans about our existence, but you still haven't captured 626!

Jumba Grand Councilwoman, will all due respect, I'm not sure you know what's going on with 626. We have found, um… a glitch… Which is making it a little harder to get him off this planet. But don't worry, I'm sure I can figure out--

Grand Councilwoman Enough! You're a glitch, you buffoon. I have had enough, Dr. Jookiba. You have exhausted my patience! Consider our deal terminated!

Jumba WHAT?!

[shocked]

Grand Councilwoman No tantrums, Agent Pleakley is hereby deputize to detain you under Federation orders and escort you back to Turo immediately. Uh, hello?

[beats]

Pleakley Now? Right now?

Grand Councilwoman No, later.

Jumba You cannot do this to my work!!!!

Grand Councilwoman That is not a debate. A Federation detail is on its way to clean up your mess.

[hangs up]

Pleakley Did she hang up? Jumba?

[after getting out of the bathtub, while putting on his bathrobe]

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Lilo & Stitch

Confrontation Over Experiment 626's Fate

Nani Stay behind me, Lilo. Get back. Get back.

Pleakley Don't worry. They're just scanning for deadly parasites.

Grand Councilwoman We're here to retrieve this dangerous experiment. Soldiers, take 626 into custody.

Lilo No! Hey! Leave him alone! Let him stay!

[as Stitch gets handcuffed while Nani tries to hold her back, preventing her from interfering; protesting]

Grand Councilwoman I'm afraid I can't allow that. This creature poses a threat to your species. We are sorry for what transpired here. Rest assured, those responsible will be brought to justice.

Jumba Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! How dare you treat a scientific genius like this! Hey, Grand Councilwoman, can you-- Ow! Oh! My precious brain.

[gets lifted off the sea by the spaceship while being re-arrested, and back in his original alien form; last words; gets clonked on the head]

Grand Councilwoman As for 626--

Stitch Stitch.

[interrupting]

Grand Councilwoman What?

[confused]

Stitch My name Stitch.

Grand Councilwoman Stitch, then.... will be--

Stitch Can Stitch say goodbye?

Grand Councilwoman Yes.

[surprised and hesitantly]

Stitch Thank you.

[walks over to Lilo]

Lilo Come here, Stitch. We're gonna to miss you.

[hugs Stitch]

Grand Councilwoman Who are these people?

[surprised]

Stitch This is my family. I found it all on my own. It's little a-and broken, but still good. Yeah. Still good.

[smiles at Lilo and Nani who smiles back]

Pleakley Grand Councilwoman? Can we leave Stitch with his new family?

Grand Councilwoman Absolutely not. The Council would require supervision, and who would possibly want to stay on this dilapidated mosquito farm?

Pleakley Oh, oh! Me! Me! ME!

[excitedly]

Grand Councilwoman Ha! Ridiculous. I cannot risk the global panic that would ensue if this were to become public.

Cobra Bubbles What if it didn't?

[stepping up]

Pleakley Oh! Oh! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah, yeah, yeah! He's CIA. He's very good at keeping secrets.

Grand Councilwoman Our reconnaissance said you were going to tell your superiors about this. How could I ever trust you to keep it a secret?

Cobra Bubbles Your Highness... you have my word.

[stepping up to her and shakes her hand to seal the deal]

Grand Councilwoman Hmmm. You all have shown me that there is good inside this creature. However, I cannot reverse the council's decision. Experiment 626 has been sentence to life in exile. A sentence that would be henceforth served.... here on Earth.

[after studying his face for a moment and nods; Everyone, even Stitch, felt sad at the fact that he might not be allowed to stay after all; until...; smiles; Everyone were overwhelmed with joy and Stitch's handcuffs falls off and he happily runs into Lilo's arms]

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Road House

The Dual Nature of the Bouncer

Ben Brandt You, tell me about this bouncer.

Moe Oh, uh, yeah I dunno, man. He's kinda strange, you know?

Ben Brandt What do you mean, strange?

Moe Yeah.. You know, he acts all nice and shit like he's Mr. Rogers or something. But then, man, he hauls off. He hauls off! He beats the living shit outta you! So, really interesting guy, overall.

Ben Brandt That was a brilliant analysis. Sam, throw these dum-dums overboard.

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Lilo & Stitch

Unexpected Government Encounters in Lilo & Stitch

Cobra Agent Cobra Bubbles, CIA.

[handcuffs Pleakley]

Nani Wait, what? CIA?

Pleakley Agent Wendell Pleakley from the United Galactic Federation. I'm a fellow government worker.

Tūtū What are you doing here?!

Nani Now, where is my sister?!

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Lilo & Stitch

A Desperate Situation Calls for Genius

Jumba Oh, look what a pickle we've got here. If only there were a brilliant genius around to help you catch that monster.

[appearing while being escorted by two Federation soldiers; chuckles]

Grand Councilwoman You! You're the reason we're in this mess!

[enraged]

Jumba And I can get you out, if you release me and give me back my lab.

Grand Councilwoman Nonsense, we'll simply vaporize the planet. Captain?

Captain/Pink Alien Girl Armed and ready, Councilwoman.

[excitedly]

Pleakley Hold it! Hold everything! Excuse me, pardon me. You can't destroy the planet!

[appearing; dressed up as a cowboy]

Captain/Pink Alien Girl Aw, man!

[disappointed]

Grand Councilwoman Uh, who is this?

Pleakley Agent Pleakley, Earth Expert, at your service. Howdy.

[tips his hat]

Grand Councilwoman Earth expert?

Pleakley I'm an expert of all planets, flora, fauna and fashion.

Jumba Yeah, his outfit screams "expert".

[sarcastically]

Pleakley Oh, yeah. I'm researching Earth species that's half cow and half boy. It's very fascinating.

Grand Councilwoman Yes, marvelous. What's your point?

Pleakley Oh, uh, Earth is a protected wildlife preserve. Yeah. We've been using it to rebuild the mosquito population.

Grand Councilwoman Crikey. Very well, Dr. Jookiba, you will travel to Earth where you will capture the escaped lab experiment known as 626. Agent Pleakley, you will be going with him. You are deputized to ensure he follows Federation rules.

[sighs; Jumba smirks; to Pleakley]

Jumba What?! I don't need a babysitter--

[disbelieved]

Grand Councilwoman This is all very dangerous and it's quite frankly, you'll die. Do you accept?

[Pleakley looks disbelieved and took off his hat]

Pleakley With every heart in my body, Of course I accept! I'm going to Earth!!!

[excitedly]

No Time to Die

Brotherhood and Loyalty in Crisis

Logan Ash You won't be able to stop him! So why don't you help me out, brother?

Bond I had a brother. His name was Felix Leiter.

[Bond pulls the SUV down, letting the tree snap. Ash is crushed by the SUV.]

Lilo & Stitch

Debate on Danger and Cuteness

Jumba Why would he protect her like that?

[lying on the bed while recovering from his injuries]

Pleakley You don't think they're kind of cute together?

[bathing in the tub]

Jumba He's not a pet. He's an experiment and a dangerous one of that.

Pleakley I just think he's a lot cuter than you think he is dangerous.

Jumba He has sharp teeth, he has claws, I designed him to be dangerous.

Pleakley Dangerously cute.

Lilo & Stitch

Intergalactic Mission and Earthly Distractions

Grand Councilwoman Do not let the Earthlings discover your mission, or I will be forced to intervene.

Pleakley This is a dream vacay. I have so much packing to do!

Jumba Well, well, well, 626. What hideous, pathetic planet is caught in your crosshairs?

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