Memorable Quotes from Billy Ray Cyrus
6 quotesA Witty Comparison About Disappearance
Glaze
Tell me he didn't get away.
Colton James
Oh, he's as gone as rum cake at an AA meeting.
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Suspicion of a Mole at the Agency
Colton James
Oh, while I'm thinkin about it, they suspect there may be a mole at the agency.
Bob Ho
They suspect me?
Colton James
Noooo. You know Glaze thinks you're the sharpest barb on the wire.
Bob Ho
I've no idea what that means.
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A Colorful Description of Dishonesty
Colton James
That man's so crooked, he could eat nails and poop corkscrews.
[about Poldark]
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Misunderstandings About Handcuffs and Competence
Glaze
Hey, loosen these things up!
Colton James
Oh, I'm sorry. What's wrong? Got the handcuffs too tight? I don't know how these things work. I'm just a dumb hillbilly.
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Advice on Marriage and Relationships
Colton James
Oh, heck, man, don't get married. Just find some woman that you're gonna hate in five years and give her your house.
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Jet Pack Out of Service for Mission
Colton James
Now, how the heck are you gonna get in there? Jet pack?
Bob Ho
It's in the shop.
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