The Spy Next Door - Suspicion of a Mole at the Agency
Colton James:
Oh, while I'm thinkin about it, they suspect there may be a mole at the agency.
Bob Ho:
They suspect me?
Colton James:
Noooo. You know Glaze thinks you're the sharpest barb on the wire.
Bob Ho:
I've no idea what that means.
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The Spy Next Door - A Witty Comparison About Disappearance
Glaze:
Tell me he didn't get away.
Colton James:
Oh, he's as gone as rum cake at an AA meeting.
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The Spy Next Door - Misunderstandings About Handcuffs and Competence
Glaze:
Hey, loosen these things up!
Colton James:
Oh, I'm sorry. What's wrong? Got the handcuffs too tight? I don't know how these things work. I'm just a dumb hillbilly.
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The Spy Next Door - Jet Pack Out of Service for Mission
Colton James:
Now, how the heck are you gonna get in there? Jet pack?
Bob Ho:
It's in the shop.
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The Spy Next Door - A Colorful Description of Dishonesty
Colton James: [about Poldark]
That man's so crooked, he could eat nails and poop corkscrews.
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The Spy Next Door - Advice on Marriage and Relationships
Colton James:
Oh, heck, man, don't get married. Just find some woman that you're gonna hate in five years and give her your house.
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