Memorable Quotes from Bob McGrath
3 quotesUnexpected Crash and Concern Among Friends
Big Bird
They crashed.
Baby Bear
Oh, man, are you okay?
Rosita
Oh, no.
Big Bird
They couldn’t stop.
Elmo
Everybody’s okay. but where’s Elmo’s blanket?
Big Bird
Oh, I saw it. It fell out of the sky, and Oscar sneezed in it, and he dropped it in his can.
Elmo
Oh. It fell out of the sky, Oscar sneezed in it, and then Oscar threw it in his can. Elmo sees.
[happy; Faints falling on the ground]
All
Elmo?
Grover
Elmo!
Big Bird
Oh, something I...
Grover
Elmo, are you okay?
Baby Bear
How many fingers am I holding up?
Elmo
Huh?
Elmo
Excuse Elmo, make way. Oscar, please bring back Elmo’s blanket. Oscar, Elmo wants his blanket back!
Gina
Oh, Elmo, it’s OK.
Elmo
Oscar, bring back Elmo's blanket! Elmo needs his blanket back now! Oscar, Oscar, Oscar, Oscar, Oscar!
Gina
OK, OK. Elmo, take it easy, take it easy. Calm down. It's okay. I don't think Oscar's home right now.
Elmo
Not home? But Gina, Elmo needs his blanket back.
Susan
I guess you'll just have to wait for Oscar to get back.
Zoe
Elmo...
Elmo
Elmo doesn't wanna talk to you, Zoe. All Elmo wants is his blanket back.
Zoe
But I didn't mean to...
Bob
Don’t worry, Zoe. Elmo's just a little upset right now.
Zoe
But, Bob, I didn't mean to rip his blanket. And then Telly came, and you saw it--
Elmo
Everybody, break it up. Nothing to see here. Move along. Just a little monster trying to get his Blanket back. Thank you.
Baby Bear
All right.
Rosita
Okay.
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Concerns About a Car Issue
Luis
Well, I hope there nothing seriously wrong with your car.
[To Susan]
Susan
Oh, I hope not, either, but you know I can fix it.
Susan
Oh, Gordon!
Bob
Oh, Gordon, what is this?
Susan
Gordon, what-what's going on?
Maria
What happened to the car?
Susan
Gordon! What happened to the car?
Gordon
Don't ask me. Ask him.
[points at Cookie Monster]
Cookie Monster
Hi Excuse me.
[Belches]
Susan
Our insurance man is never gonna believe this.
Oscar The Grouch
Once more around the block, Bruno
Bruno The Trashman
Sure. boss.
Oscar The Grouch
Yeah. I gotta walk off some of this happy stuff. Bruno, come on.
[Bruno stops to look at the consume Volkswagen; Bruno then walks off]
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Big Bird's Location Revealed to Friends
Maria
Hi, Bob. No news about Big Bird, I suppose.
Bob
Yeah, we've located him.
Maria
WHAT?!
[shocked]
Bob
Yeah, he's right nearby, locked in a cage.
Maria
He's locked in a cage?!
Bob
The kids phoned they saw him. He's blue.
Maria
He's blue!
Olivia
He's blue!
Maria
He's blue?
Bob
At some sort of a carnival, the kid said.
Maria
At a carnival?
Bob
Right, Maria--
Olivia
That funfair!
Olivia
We passed that hours ago!
Telly
Mmm-hmm.
Maria
That's what she said.
Olivia
Well, come on!
Maria
Bye, Bob!
Telly
How we gonna get him if he's locked in a cage?
Maria
Come on, Telly!
[grabs Telly]
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