In & Out - Identity and Community in Relationships
Walter Brackett:
I'm a member of the community. And I'm gay.
Tom Halliwell: [pause]
But you're Howard's brother. As you know.
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The Librarian: The Curse of the Judas Chalice - The Library's Plans for Flynn's Return
Charlene:
(about Flynn, after he leaves for vacation) Do you think he'll come back?
Judson:
He'll come back. The library has plans for him.
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The Librarian: The Curse of the Judas Chalice - The Search for the Philosopher's Stone
Judson:
So, did you find the Philosopher's Stone?
Flynn:
(digging in his pockets) Oh, yeah.
Charlene:
Ask him how much it costs?
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Elf - Finding Your Way Back to Christmas Spirit
Santa:
Listen, some people, they just lose sight of what's important in life. That doesn't mean they can't find their way again, huh? Maybe all they need is just a little Christmas spirit.
Buddy:
Well, uh, I... I'm good at that.
Santa:
I know you are.
Papa Elf:
And I'll... I'll always, uh, I'll always be here for you. Now, uh... Go... uh, get.
Buddy:
Bye, guys.
Arctic Puffin:
Bye, buddy. Take care.
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Elf - Buddy Learns About His Father's Workplace
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Elf - A Conversation Between Buddy and Papa Elf
Papa Elf:
Buddy, are you okay?
Buddy:
I'm sorry, Papa. I just need some alone time.
Papa Elf:
Buddy, I... I think we... we have to talk. Buddy, uh, I think there's something I... I probably should tell you. You probably should have found out a long... A long time ago.
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Elf - Challenges of Being Human in Elf Society
Papa Elf:
As much as, uh, Buddy was accepted by his family and friends, there were a few drawbacks to being, uh, a human in, uh an elf's world.
Buddy:
Hey, Ming Ming. Um... I'm gonna be a little bit short on today's quota.
Ming Ming:
It's all right, Buddy. Just how many Etch-a-Sketches did you get finished? Come on, Buddy. How many?
Buddy: [''All the elves stop and stare'']
I made, uh... 85.
Ming Ming:
Eighty-five? That puts you... 915 off the pace.
Female elf:
Ooh... that's bad.
Buddy: [''All the elves gasps'']
Why don't you just say it? I'm the worst toy maker in the world. I'm a cotton-headed ninny-muggins.
Ming Ming:
No, Buddy, you're not a cotton-headed ninny-muggins. We all just have different talents, that's all.
Buddy:
Seems like everyone else have the same talents except for me.
Ming Ming:
You... you have, you have lots of talents, uh... special talents in fact, like um, uh...
Buddy:
Special talents?
Female elf in blue:
You changed the batteries in the smoke detector.
Male elf in yellow:
You sure did... triple-As. And in six months, you'll have to check em again... Won't he?
Male elf in red:
And you're the only baritone in the elf choir. You bring us down whole octave.
Male elf in orange:
In a good way.
Ming Ming:
See, Buddy? You're not a cotton-headed ninny-muggins. You're just... special.
Papa Elf:
And so, Buddy was sent where the... the special elves work.
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Elf - Training for Santa's Sleigh Mechanics
Papa Elf:
Well, I think it's time you start your tinker training.
Buddy: [''He pokes head in sleigh garage and gasps'']
Santa's sleigh.
Papa Elf:
You're gonna help me make it fly.
Buddy:
I thought the magical reindeer made The sleighs fly.
Papa Elf:
And where do the reindeer get their magic from?
Buddy: [[w:Christmas spirit|Christmas spirit]
]. Everybody knows that.
Papa Elf:
Well, silly as it sounds, a lot of people down south don't believe in Santa Claus.
Buddy:
What?! Well, who do they think puts all their toys under the tree?
Papa Elf:
Well, there's a rumor floating around that, uh, that the parents do it.
Buddy:
That's... that's ridiculous. I mean, parents couldn't do that all in one night. What about Santa's cookies? I suppose parents eat them, too?
Papa Elf:
Yeah, I, uh, I... I know, uh, and every year less and less people believe in Santa Claus. I mean, we have a real energy crisis on our hands.
Buddy:
Oh.
Papa Elf:
I mean, just see how low the, uh Claus meter is.
Buddy:
That's shocking.
Papa Elf: [[w:1960s|the '60s; ''Turns over sleigh engine'']
That's why I came up with this little beauty in ].
Buddy:
Wh- what is it?
Papa Elf:
It's a Kringle 3000... A 500-reindeer power jet turbine engine. Without it, the sleigh couldn't get more than, uh, a few feet off the ground. Well, it looks like we got a short in the thermo coupler. You wanna give me a hand with that? You want me to help?
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Elf - Elves and Their Unique Jobs
Papa Elf:
Oh, hello. You're, uh, you're probably here. About the, uh, the story. Elves love to tell stories. I-I'll bet you didn't know that about elves. There's, uh, probably a lot of things You... you didn't know about elves. Another... another interesting, uh, elf-ism, uh, there are only three jobs available to an elf. The first is making shoes at night, while, you know, while the old... the old cobbler sleeps.
Shoe elf:
Lazy bum. Couldn't even make a clog.
Papa Elf: [''Scene cuts to an [[w:Tree house|oak tree house]
] scene] You can bake cookies in a tree.
Elf:
Hey!
Papa Elf: [[w:Keebler Company|dangerous having an oven in an oak tree during the dry season.]
As you can imagine, it's, uh, ]
Baker elf: [''Scene of elves fleeing an oak tree going up in flames'']
I wanna make shoes!
Papa Elf: [''scene cuts to the workshop scene''; [w:Santa's workshop|Santa's workshop]
But the third job... uh, some call it, uh, "The show," or... or "the big dance," it's the profession that every elf aspires to, and that is to build toys in ].
Supervisor Elf:
Only two weeks left till Christmas!
Papa Elf: [[w:gnomes|gnomes; [w:trolls|trolls; ''scene of gnome belches''; ''Troll in diaper farts'']
It's a job only an elf can do. Our... our nimble fingers, natural cheer, and active minds are perfect for toy-building. They... they tried using ] and ], But the gnomes drank too much... and the trolls weren't toilet trained. No human being has ever set... set foot in Santa's workshop. Uh, that is until about 30 years ago, and, as you may have guessed, that's where our story begins.
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Elf - A Father's Hidden Past Unveiled
Papa Elf:
I then proceeded to tell Buddy of how his father had fallen in love when he was very young with a beautiful girl named Susan Wells, and how Buddy was born and put up for adoption by his mother, and how she had later passed away. I... I told him his father had never even known that Buddy was born, and most importantly, I told him where his father was... uh, in a magical land called New York City.
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