Memorable Quotes from Bob Odenkirk
33 quotesContemplating Legal Risks Before Publication
Roger Clark
What if we wait? What if we hold off on printing today. Instead we call the Attorney General and we tell them that we intend to print on Sunday. That way we give them and us time to figure out the legality of all of it, while the Court in New York decides the Times case.
Ben Bradlee
Are you suggesting we alert the Attorney General to the fact that we have these documents, that we're going to print, in a few days?
Roger Clark
Well, yes, that is the idea.
Ben Bagdikian
Yeah, well, outside of landing the Hindenburg in a lightning storm, that's about the shittiest idea I've ever heard.
Fritz Beebe
Oh boy!
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Demand for the Kitty Cat Bracelet
Hutch Mansell
Give me the goddamn kitty cat bracelet, motherfucker!
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Defense Presentation in Courtroom Scene
Eva
Mr. Hingly?
Duane
Oh, yeah?
Eva
You may proceed with your defense.
Duane
Watch this.
[''whispering to Nelson'']
Duane
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury. You've all seen ], and yet you are aware that ] has never actually been attacked by dinosaurs. Even through you've seen it with your own eyes, on a TV not unlike that one.
[[Jurassic Park (film)|Jurassic Park; [Jeff Goldblum]
Duane
I rest my case!
John
Bwahahah!
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Confronting the Past and Future Choices
Hutch Mansell
Now on the one hand, there's a long dormant piece of me, now awake, that wants so very badly to play this out. The other, more reasonable piece of me, what's left of it, would like to end our little tete-a-tete right now. What's done is done. After all, we can both rebuild, right?
Yulian Kuznetsov
Right. Mm, wait. Rebuild?
Hutch Mansell
I burned it... all of it.
Yulian Kuznetsov
What all?
Hutch Mansell
Everything you have... had! Everything you had.
Yulian Kuznetsov
My art? Obshak!
[''After Hutch tosses his money on the table'']
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Revelations of War Deception and Accountability
Daniel Ellsberg
But it didn't take him long to figure out, well, for us to figure out if the public ever saw these papers they would turn against the war. Covert ops, guaranteed debt, rigged elections? It's all in there. ], ], ]... they violated the ]. They lied to Congress and they lied to the public. They knew we couldn't win and still sent boys to die.
[[Dwight Eisenhower|Ike; [John F. Kennedy|Kennedy; [Lyndon Johnson|Johnson; [w:Geneva Convention|Geneva Convention]
Ben Bagdikian
What about ]?
[[Richard Nixon|Nixon]
Daniel Ellsberg
He's just carrying on like all the others, too afraid to be the one who loses the war on his watch.
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A Determined Promise of Protection
Hutch Mansell
This girl is gonna get home safe tonight. I hope these assholes like hospital food.
[''Narrating'']
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Confrontation Over Responsibility for a Death
Yulian Kuznetsov
You murdered my brother!
Hutch Mansell
He was still alive with a pulse when I left him.
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The Importance of Happy Memories in Tough Times
Hutch Mansell
In life when times get tough, you need to have happy memories to carry it through.
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Weapons and Numbers in Conflict
Hutch Mansell
You brought a lot of shotguns.
David Mansell
You brought a lot of Russians.
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Concern for Appearance on Television
Ross Grant
Hey, watch the face, okay? I'm on TV.
[in a physical altercation with his cousin]
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Reflections on Parenting and Childhood Choices
Harry Mansell
You know, Pops, remember that you left us alone in that lodge for two nights straight by ourselves. And all we had to eat was hot dogs and s'mores. That's partly why I'm a vegan.
David Mansell
Well, you guys were safe. Mostly.
Harry Mansell
Did you ever worry about us, though? I mean... like about who we'd become. You mean like you worry about Brady?
Hutch Mansell
Yeah. I want him to be...
David Mansell
A better man than you.
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Identity and Recognition in "Nobody
Detective
Who the fuck are you?
Hutch Mansell
Me? Me, I'm... I'm nobody.
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A Father's Lecture on Personal Choices
Dan
If I was your father, this is where i might give you a lecture or something, you know, about what you're doing to yourself.
Sutter
You know what Dan, if you were my Dad, you wouldn't have to.
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Debate on Sacrifice for Truth and Justice
Ben Bagdikian
They're going to lock you up, Dan.
Daniel Ellsberg
Wouldn't you go to prison to stop ]?
[[Vietnam War|this war]
Ben Bagdikian
Theoretically, sure.
Daniel Ellsberg
You are gonna publish these documents?
Ben Bagdikian
Yeah.
Daniel Ellsberg
Even with the injunction.
Ben Bagdikian
Yes.
Daniel Ellsberg
Well, then. It's not so theoretical then, is it?
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Unexpected Encounters and Mysterious Intrusions
Hutch Mansell
Hey, fellas.
[''Pouring gas over a crate of money'']
Sheriff Abel
What the fuck? How did you get in here?
Hutch Mansell
The door.
Sheriff Abel
Is that gasoline?
Hutch Mansell
You're quick. Now, listen, I could torch this money, it's go in a flash, and whatever's in those barrels would go boom, and most of you wouldn't make it out of here, and those who do have to answer to Lendina. I'm guessing this is all hers.
Sheriff Abel
So then what the fuck do you want?
Hutch Mansell
Okay, well... I want a break.
Sheriff Abel
A break?
Hutch Mansell
I just want a fucking break. So if I walk out of here, you leave me and my family alone, cause that's all I want. To de-escalate this.
Sheriff Abel
Are you fucking kidding me? From the moment you've shown up, you've put my men in the fucking ER. There's no way you are just some family man. De-escalate? Fuck you. Plummerville was A-OK before you showed up.
[''Scoffs'']
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Unexpected Intrusion and Unusual Entry Method
Hutch Mansell
I can't believe I let this happen. My beautiful wife, beautiful kids, my home, broken into with a freaking...
Police
Mr. Mansell?
Hutch Mansell
Excuse me?
Police
So, that's how they got in, huh? Using a pizza box?
Hutch Mansell
Yeah.
Police
And the golf club? Did you even take a swing?
Hutch Mansell
She had a, uh...
Blake Mansell
Could've taken her, Dad.
Police
Look, you did the right thing, Mr. Mansell. You know, if that was my family... We're gonna get out of your hair. You just leave that garage door closed, okay?
[''chuckles'']
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Avoiding Emergency Services in Crisis Situations
Hutch Mansell
Don't call 911.
[''Upon sending Becca Mansell and children to their basement during the home invasion'']
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Acknowledgment of Disorder
Hutch Mansell
Sorry about the mess.
[''To bus driver after beating down the thugs'']
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Taking a Stand on Vacation Plans
Hutch Mansell
Tell your boss I'm... on... fucking... vacation!
[''To Deputy Dann'']
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A Meal and a Show
Yulian Kuznetsov
Mr. Mansell.
Hutch Mansell
Hey.
[''Cheerily'']
Yulian Kuznetsov
Enjoying the meal?
Hutch Mansell
Nah, I came for the show.
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Meeting Uncommon Encounters in Conversation
Hutch Mansell
I never met a Black Russian before.
[''Following a crash'']
Pavel
Yeah. I get that a lot.
[''Pinned beneath a vehicle'']
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The Inescapable Nature of Presence
Hutch Mansell
The Barber warns Hutch that trouble follows him, saying "Wherever you go, there you are.
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A Warning to Those Who Attack
Hutch Mansell
I hope these assholes like hospital food.
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Seeking New Opportunities and Guidance
Hutch Mansell
They say God doesn't close one door without opening another. Please God, open that door.
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Convention Banter Takes a Dark Turn
Hutch Mansell
You guys having fun at the convention?
Elevator Mobster
Asshole, we're not here for the fucking convention.
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Desire for Involvement in Rebellion
Ben Bagdikian
I always wanted to be part of a small rebellion.
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The Illusion of a Lasting Facade
Hutch Mansell
Deep down, I always knew it was a facade. It just lasted a lot longer than I thought.
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The Inevitability of Death
Hutch Mansell
Everybody dies... some sooner than others.
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A Father's Call for Support
Hutch Mansell
Dad, cover me!
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Identity Revealed in a Tense Encounter
Detective
Who the fuck are you?
[''In interrogation room'']
Hutch Mansell
Me? I'm...
[''Title Card:'' '''NOBODY''']
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Reflecting on Past Connections
Hutch Mansell
You seem so far away. I know that's... it's unfair to put it like that, but... I just... I-I miss you. Remember who we used to be?
[''Sighs'']
Becca Mansell
I do.
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Confrontation Between Teddy and Hutch
Teddy Kuznetsov
What are you still doing here, old man?
Hutch Mansell
I'm gonna fuck you up!
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Expired Badge and Age Remarks
Hutch Mansell
Agent Mansell, FBI. I'm looking for...
Veteran
So old.
Hutch Mansell
What?
Veteran
Your ID is a badge, expired by about 20 years.
Tattoo Shop Owner
Yeah, I'm pretty sure that ain't you in the photo. So... Who are you?
[''slams fist on the table'']
Hutch Mansell
I'm just a man who's looking for someone.
[''Holding up a well-filled money clip'']
Tattoo Shop Owner
Yeah, well you probably shouldn't flash cheese like that around here, bro.
Hutch Mansell
There are three types of people who as you say, flash cheese: people who don't know any better, people who are seeking to intimidate, and people like me who wish with every fiber of their being that someone would try and take it from them.
Veteran
Uh, thank you for your service.
[''Noticing a special tattoo on Hutch's wrist'']
Hutch Mansell
You too old timer.
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