Memorable Quotes from Bob Thompson
3 quotesJob Changes After Compton's Departure
Mr. Wheeler
I guess with Compton gone, that puts Chase out of a job.
Sheriff Jeff
That's right.
Mr. Wheeler
Make it a point to send him around to see me in the morning.
Sheriff Jeff
I'll *bring* him around in the morning!
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Hot Rods and Nitro Glycerin Explained
Sheriff Jeff
*What* did you hit him with?
Chase Winstead
My brand new, 100% completed hot rod.
Sheriff Jeff
You'd have had to start in the next county to get up enough momentum to do that to him.
Chase Winstead
Not with 4 quarts of nitro glycerin riding with me.
Mr. Wheeler
You drove across that rough field carrying nitro?
Chase Winstead
Yes sir!
Sheriff Jeff
Do you realize what could have happened?
Chase Winstead
It did. I lost my car!
Sheriff Jeff
Don't worry about that, the railroad will be *glad* to buy you a new one.
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Doubt Surrounds Giant Lizard Reports
Mr. Wheeler
Let me ask you something else. Have you heard the reports about a "giant lizard"?
Sheriff Jeff
(Nods yes)
Mr. Wheeler
Do you believe em?
Sheriff Jeff
(Nods no) I don't know Mr. Wheeler. It doesn't seem possible
Mr. Wheeler
Well, why not? There've been giants before!
Sheriff Jeff
That's true. But how could anything that big go unnoticed in this area?
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