The Giant Gila Monster - Hot Rods and Nitro Glycerin Explained
Sheriff Jeff:
*What* did you hit him with?
Chase Winstead:
My brand new, 100% completed hot rod.
Sheriff Jeff:
You'd have had to start in the next county to get up enough momentum to do that to him.
Chase Winstead:
Not with 4 quarts of nitro glycerin riding with me.
Mr. Wheeler:
You drove across that rough field carrying nitro?
Chase Winstead:
Yes sir!
Sheriff Jeff:
Do you realize what could have happened?
Chase Winstead:
It did. I lost my car!
Sheriff Jeff:
Don't worry about that, the railroad will be *glad* to buy you a new one.
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The Giant Gila Monster - Doubt Surrounds Giant Lizard Reports
Mr. Wheeler:
Let me ask you something else. Have you heard the reports about a "giant lizard"?
Sheriff Jeff:
(Nods yes)
Mr. Wheeler:
Do you believe em?
Sheriff Jeff:
(Nods no) I don't know Mr. Wheeler. It doesn't seem possible
Mr. Wheeler:
Well, why not? There've been giants before!
Sheriff Jeff:
That's true. But how could anything that big go unnoticed in this area?
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The Giant Gila Monster - Job Changes After Compton's Departure
Mr. Wheeler:
I guess with Compton gone, that puts Chase out of a job.
Sheriff Jeff:
That's right.
Mr. Wheeler:
Make it a point to send him around to see me in the morning.
Sheriff Jeff:
I'll *bring* him around in the morning!
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