Major League II - Indians Celebrate Division Win in Major League II
Harry Doyle:
Somebody caught it, and the Indians win the division.
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Major League II - Baseball Amidst Legal Troubles and Confusion
Harry Doyle:
I don't know how this guy keeps his mind on Baseball with the Paternity suits and all.
Monty:
I think those are parking tickets.
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Major League II - Broadcast School Success Acknowledged
Harry Doyle:
Dynamite drop in Monty, that broadcast school has really paid off.
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Major League II - Commentary on a Brief Film Experience
Harry Doyle:
I wanted to see his movie, but it was only out for two and a half hours. I did hear however that it was in focus.
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Major League II - Commentary on a baseball player's memory
Harry Doyle:
And Hayes steals second, I'm surprised he still remembered where it was.
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Major League II - Indians Show Life Amidst Team Tensions
Harry Doyle: [Hayes tries to punch Vaughn and misses]
My God. Good news, fans. The Indians are showing signs of life for the first time in weeks. As a matter of fact, they appear to be beating the crap out of each other! Looks like Willie Hayes is trying to hit Rick Vaughn, and why not? Everybody else in the league does. Hayes swings and misses. I dunno, Monty, it looks like Vaughn's carrying his left a little low. This could hurt him in the later rounds.
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Major League II - Disappointing Attendance at Major League Baseball Game
Harry Doyle: [fully drunk, wearing a wife-beater, heavily slurring; falls forward, passed out]
Hello, Tribe fans. Welcome to Major League Baseball...sort of. The attendance today is fourteen hundred and twelve. Most of them left after that 10-run inning the Red Sox put up...take over, Monty. I'm in the bag.
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Major League II - Confusion About Taylor's Thoughts
Harry Doyle:
Obviously Taylor's thinking.... I don't know what the hell he's thinking.
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Major League II - Commentary on Roger Dorn's Struggles at Bat
Harry Doyle:
And Taylor is sending up.....Roger Dorn?? Dorn is 0 for the century against this guy, with several foul tips.
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Major League II - Tension Mounts in Final Baseball Moments
Harry Doyle: [Aguilar hits a towering blast]
We're in the top of the 9th, leading 10–7, bases loaded, two down, and Rick Vaughn has come on to try and nail it down against Felipe Aguilar, a dangerous righthanded batter. Here's the pitch... Aw, shit. If that's not Shaquille O'Neal in left, that baby's outta here.
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Major League II - Commentary on Player Positioning in Baseball
Harry Doyle: [when Hayes calls his shot, and the ball lands short]
Of course, he could be pointing at the left fielder.
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Major League II - Changing Perspectives on Athletes and Rivalries
Harry Doyle: [''Covers the microphone so the audience can not hear'']
You know, I used to hate Parkman when he was with the A's. It's funny how a new uniform can change your attitude about a guy. He's still a dick.
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Major League - Indians Celebrate Unexpected Victory
Harry Doyle:
And the Indians win it! The Indians win it! OH MY GOD, THE INDIANS WIN IT!
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Major League - Frustration Over Team's Poor Performance
Harry Doyle: [Monty: You can't say "goddamn" on the air!]
And for the Indians, that's one run on, let's see...one hit? That's all we got?, one goddamn hit? Don't worry; nobody's listening anyway.
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Major League - Questionable Call in Major League Game
Harry Doyle:
Hayes is picked off! Well, so much for that. Personally I think we got hosed on that call.
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Major League - Comment on Heywood's Background and Character
Harry Doyle: [Monty: Ah...doesn't really say it here.]
Heywood's a convicted felon, isn't he Monty? Well, he should be!
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Major League - Uncertainty About Hayes' Previous Performance
Harry Doyle:
We don't know where Hayes played last year, but I'm sure he did a helluva job.
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Major League - Closure on Kellner’s Story
Harry Doyle: [''covers microphone with hand and turns to Monty'']
Well, you can close the book on Kellner. Thank God!
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Major League - Baseball Commentary on a Home Run
Harry Doyle: [extended version]
Vaughn deals...and Heywood swings and crushes one towards South America. Tomlinson will need a visa to catch this one, it is out of here and there is nothing left but a vapor trail. Let's hope we still have diplomatic relations with the country that baby lands in.
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Major League - Humorous Commentary on a Player's Performance
Harry Doyle:
Heywood leads the league in most offensive categories, including nose hair. When this guy sneezes, he looks like a party favor.
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Major League - Post-game show frustration expressed humorously
Harry Doyle: [''searches through his papers'']
The post-game show is brought to you by... Christ, I can't find it. The hell with it!
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Major League - Promotion for Die Hard Night at the Stadium
Harry Doyle: [''35 years prior.'']
Just a reminder fans about Die Hard Night coming up here in the stadium. Free admission to anyone who was actually alive the last time the Indians won the pennant.
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Major League - Frustration with Pitching in Major League Baseball
Harry Doyle:
Ball four...ball eight...low and Vaughn has walked the bases loaded on twelve straight pitches. Boy, how can these guys lay off pitches that close?
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Major League - Missed Pitch in Baseball Commentary
Harry Doyle: [''ball thrown several feet off the plate'']
Vaughn into the windup for his first offering... Just a bit outside. He tried the corner and missed.
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Major League - Debut of a Troubled Player
Harry Doyle:
Vaughn, a juvenile delinquent in the off-season, in his major league debut.
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Major League - Indians' Unexpected Wins Spark Attendance Concerns
Harry Doyle:
In case you haven't noticed, and judging by the attendance you haven't, the Indians have managed to win a few here and there, and are threatening to climb out of the cellar.
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