Spooks Run Wild - A Conversation About Fears and Rumors
Danny:
Hey, Muggs.
Muggs:
What?
Danny:
I'm not scared or nothing like that, but... remember what we heard about that... that guy on the radio?
Muggs:
So?
Danny:
Well, suppose he was prowling around here. Don't you think we ought to stand guard or something?
Muggs:
Nah. You just go outside and set a couple of bear traps for him.
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Spooks Run Wild - Discontent with Unpleasant Company
Danny:
I don't like that guy's al'itude.
Muggs:
Me, neidder. If anybody thinks I'm gonna stay up here and associate with him and all these cows and chickens, they're crazy.
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Spooks Run Wild - The Complexity of Milking a Cow
Glimpy:
You know, I milked a cow once. A very intricate affair. You see, a cow's got four faucets.
Danny:
What for?
Glimpy:
Well, the first faucet is for buttermilk, the second for bottled milk, and the third is for evaporated milk.
Danny:
What's the fourth one for?
Glimpy:
Come to think of it, this cow only had t'ree.
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Spooks Run Wild - Reading in the Dark Explained
Danny:
How can you read in the dark?
Glimpy:
What'd you say?
Danny:
I said how can you read in the dark?
Glimpy:
I went to night school.
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Spooks Run Wild - Going Alone Together
Muggs:
I'm going alone.
Danny:
That makes three of us going alone.
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Spooks Run Wild - Discussion of a Mysterious Ghoul
Muggs:
What're you looking for?
Danny:
Remember what we heard on the radio about that... that, that ghoul, that guy that sucks all the blood out of ya?
Muggs:
What would he be doin out here, suckin the sap out of the trees?
Glimpy:
Hey, does the guy really suck all the blood out of ya?
Danny:
Yeah!
Glimpy:
Well, I got nothin to worry about, cause the mosquitoes got all mine. Ow!
Glimpy:
That was a Messerschmitt.
Danny:
Hey, what if he really was out here?
Muggs:
What if you was back home?
Danny:
Yeah?
Muggs:
Your old man ould give you a hit in the head like dat.
Danny:
I ain't got an old man.
Glimpy:
The kid's an orphan.
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