Memorable Quotes from Boo Jackson
2 quotesA Playful Introduction to H's Name
Luce
What's your name, anyway?
H
Everyone calls me "H. They tell me it's short for Henrietta, but it's not. It's short for Jesus "H" Christ. That's what my mummy said when she found out she was pregnant with me.
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The Dilemma of Unstoppable Forces
H
Heck, I've got a question.
Tessa
Not now.
Heck
What's the question, H?
H
What happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object?
Heck
I haven't got a bastard clue, I'm afraid.
[thinks for a few seconds]
Tessa
There you are, you see. Now we can let him get married in peace.
Luce
It never happens. If there's a thing that can't be stopped, it's not possible for there to be something else which can't be moved, and vice versa. They can't both exist. You see, it's a trick question is the answer.
[Catches H before Tessa can take her away completely]
H
Can she sit with me?
[as Tessa leads her to the church]
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