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Boris Karloff Quotes

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Memorable Quotes from Boris Karloff

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The Monster's Warning About Fire
The Monster Fire: no good.
Communication Breakdown in The Black Cat
Hjalmar Poelzig Did you hear that, Vitus? The phone is dead. Even the phone is dead.
Perception of Time and Memory Discrepancy
Dr. Leon Kravaal It's yesterday afternoon to me, but to you it's ten years ago!
A Quiet Evening in Quarters
Colonel Hackett How about you, Mr. Jevries?
Jevries I've been in my quarters all evening.
Colonel Hackett Alone I suppose? No visitors?
Jevries Alone... I was reading.
Colonel Hackett Where were you, Doctor? Alone too, I suppose?
Dr. Brooks That's right. Alone and reading.
Dr. Brooks What were YOU doing?
[Turning the tables]
Colonel Hackett I was alone and reading too.
[Sheepishly]
Dr. Brooks Then don't pick on us.
Colonel Hackett All right, all right.
The Value of Iodization in People
Prof. Nathaniel Billings Amelia, this riffraff, as you call him, is really the salt of the earth. All he needs is to be iodized.
Debate Over Hair Restoration Claims
Amelia Jones Everybody in this town knows you made your fortune on snake oil hair restorer.
Dr. Lorenz Well, what's wrong with that? Where's the hair follicle that can resist 2000 international units of Vitamin A? Where is it?
Prof. Nathaniel Billings Right here.
[Bending over and pointing to a spot on top of his head]
Dr. Lorenz Hmmm! Oh, hardening of the skull!
[Examining it]
Claiming What Rightfully Belongs to China
James Lee Wong You're taking back to China something that belongs there.
Debate Over Cause of Death
Dr. Tim Mason He's dead!
[after Kravaal has shot Adams in the back]
Dist. Atty. John Hawthorne Murdered!
Dr. Leon Kravaal You call everything murder, don't you?
[bitterly]
Funding Scientific Ambition Amidst Urgency
Lady Yvonne Clifford Tell me, doctor, what would it cost to enable you to finish your experiments?
Dr. Victor Sartorius What I want to do is surround myself with the finest scientists in the world in the short time I have left, and I haven't very long to live, you know. Cost? Uh... twenty thousand pounds.
Lady Yvonne Clifford I'm prepared to find that sum for you.
A Meeting of Rival Scientists
Dr. Janos Rukh Dr. Benet, we meet at last.
Dr. Felix Benet But we already know each other.
Dr. Janos Rukh True. You've come to see me fail, but you'll be disappointed.
Dr. Felix Benet I have come to see that Sir Francis isn't deceived.
Dr. Janos Rukh Your doubts are very flattering.
Dr. Felix Benet They are mutual. We have never seen eye to eye.
Dr. Janos Rukh That is because I've always looked two hundred years ahead of your theories.
Unity in Silence
Dr. Friedrich Hohner We'll always be together now. Your voice will never come between us again.
[after strangling Marcellina]
Determination to Hold Onto Achievements
Dr. Victor Sartorius Everything I've lived for is within my grasp, and I'm not going to have it snatched away from me now.
The Return of a Loved One
Dr. Julian Blair Anne dear, your mother is not dead, not really. She's come back to me!
A Request for Talbot's Body
Daniel Master.
Dr. Gustav Niemann Yes?
Daniel Now that I have helped you with Strauss and Ullman, will you give Talbot's body to me?
Dr. Gustav Niemann What?
Daniel He's big. He's strong.
Dr. Gustav Niemann Talbot's body is the perfect place for the monster's brain that I will add to and subtract from in my experiments.
Daniel Master, you made me a promise.
Dr. Gustav Niemann No! You think I'd wreck the work of a lifetime because you're in love with a, a Gypsy girl?
Daniel I've killed four men for you!
Dr. Gustav Niemann Do as I say or I'll never help you.
The Monster's Struggle with Acceptance
The Monster She hate me. Like others.
[after the Bride recoils and shrieks]
Confrontation Over Martyrdom and Murder
Bill Leyden They murdered him! Just like they murdered the other one!
Prof. Nathaniel Billings Please! Please! The word is, "martyrized.
A King Elevated to Divine Status
Mord You're more than a king, more than a man. You're a god to me!
Kip Larkin's Admiration for Byron Orlok
Kip Larkin, Dejay OK, groovy, groovy. Now, um, somebody announces me on the PA, uh, laddies and janes, papas and mamas, here's your boss dis daddy, the winner spinner with the sounds around, Kip the Hip Larkin, le-e-t's hearken Larkin...
Sammy Michaels All right then, after you finish plugging your show you introduce Mr. Orlok and we can get on with it.
Kip Larkin, Dejay No plugs, not Kip the Hip, I am just gonna tell em what a big thrill this is for me, and that's no put-on. When I was a kid, Mr. O., I musta dug your flicks four zillion times. You blew my mind.
Byron Orlok Obviously.
Remnants of a Noble House
Baron Victor Frederick Von Leppe What you see, Lieutenant, are the remains of a noble house. Relics. Ghosts of past glory.
A Noble's Love and Regret
Baron Victor Frederick Von Leppe Twenty years ago I was not the man you're looking at now. This land, this estate prospered. My people lived well and were happy. My wife had died some years before and I was lonely. Then, one day in the village, I saw Ilsa, a peasant girl who'd come to live there with her mother. Oh, I could have taken her! Nobles have taken the daughters of peasants since the beginning of time. But, I loved her - and she became the Baroness Von Leppe.
Amplification and Assurance in Experimentation
Dr. Julian Blair I've got to use more amplification than I've ever used before. But I'm not going to hurt you!
Justice and the Burden of the Past
Barbara Rankin How much longer are are these investigations going on?
James Rankin Oh, I'm afraid the end isn't quite in sight, Barbara.
Barbara Rankin But it's all past. That man was dead and buried 20 years ago. Let him rest.
James Rankin I know I can't bring Styles back from the dead, but one could force a change in the legal system so that a poor man would have a lawyer to defend him. Styles was a typical case, and there'll be plenty of others...
The Legacy of Orlok's Dark Persona
Byron Orlok Oh, Sammy, what's the use? Mr. Boogey Man, King of Blood they used to call me. Marx Brothers make you laugh, Garbo makes you weep, Orlok makes you scream.
The Inevitable Nature of Fate
Byron Orlok Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, I'd like to leave you with a little story to think about as you drive home... through the darkness... Once upon a time, many many years ago, a rich merchant in Baghdad sent his servant to the marketplace to buy provisions. And after a while the servant came back, white-faced and trembling, and said, Master, when I was in the marketplace, I was jostled by a woman in the crowd and I turned to look, and I saw that it was Death that had jostled me. And she looked at me and made a threatening gesture. Oh, Master, please lend me your horse, that I may ride away from this city and escape my fate. I will ride to Samarra and Death will not find me there. So the merchant loaned him the horse and the servant mounted it, dug his spurs into its flank, and as fast as the horse could gallop he rode towards Samarra. Then the merchant went to the marketplace and he saw Death standing in the crowd and he said to her, Why did you make a threatening gesture to my servant when you saw him this morning? And Death said, I made no threatening gesture. That was, that was only a start of surprise. I was astonished to see him here in Baghdad, for I have an appointment with him tonight in Samarra.
The Value of Life and Aging
Dr. John Garth Well, you want to go on living, don't you?
Victor Sondini Why, I've had a very full life, I... After all, man's span of life is only supposed to be threescore and ten.
Dr. John Garth Who made that rule? George, your old age is a disease, and I can cure it!
Unorthodox Scientist Questions Alliance Proposal
Dr. Janos Rukh You ask me to join forces with you? But you forget I have no standing with your scientific congress. I believe I have even been called unorthodox.
A Request for Scientific Examination After Death
Dr. John Garth And when my body is brought back from the autopsy room, apply the tests that i've outlined to you.
Dr. Ralph Howard But...
Dr. John Garth ...and you must forget that we've worked together, that we are friends. You must go on! Learn what you can from the study of my heart, my brain, and my blood!
A Man's Duty to His Beliefs
James Rankin I'm sorry, Barbara, but a man must do the work in which he believes!
Multilingual Communication and Discretion
James Lee Wong You hold your tongue in more languages than one, my friend.
The Cost of Magical Knowledge
Lenore Craven You sly old thing you. And what was his price?
[she caresses Scarabus' jaw]
Dr. Bedlo Who, mine? A double value. Superior magical knowledge and through my death by lightning, freedom from overbearing women.
Lenore Craven Well worth the cost of being turned into an insignificant bird.
Dr. Scarabus To say nothing of luring Dr. Craven to me, don't forget that, my love.
Lenore Craven I can't imagine why you want him here.
Dr. Scarabus It's not Craven I want, it's his magic.
A lone hero confronts urban crime.
David Mallory This city is at the mercy of a gang of criminals led by a man who calls himself "The Kid," and I'm the only one who can find him for you.
A Place Breeding Illness and Disease
Dr. Thomas Bolton This place must breed a hundred fevers!
[upon entering The Seven Dials]
A Host's Unfortunate Demise
James Lee Wong Ladies and gentlemen, there has been a most unfortunate accident - your host... is dead. Originally, I thought it was an accident. Now... I wonder!
A Life for a Last Request
John Ellman But you can't kill me for something that I didn't do! You can't, I tell you, you can't! I don't want to die! I want to live!
[in the prison as he awaits execution, hoping for a reprieve]
Prison Warden Well, Ellman, it's within my power to grant any last request you care to make.
John Ellman You take away my life and offer me a favor in return. That's what I call a "bargain.
[sounding slightly bitter]
A Conversation on Moods and Perceptions
Jenny You really are in a foul mood.
Byron Orlok Not at all. I'm just tired of your baleful looks.
Power Dynamics and Control in Innovation
David Mallory You haven't changed have you? Well I have. Steve, you're going to put in my system whether you like it or not.
Steve I doubt it.
David Mallory You forget, what I create I can destroy.
Warnings of Danger Ahead
Dr. Gustav Niemann Don't go this way. Quicksands! Quicksands! Not this way. Quicksands! Not that way. Quicksands! Quicksands!
Understanding Werdegast's Extreme Fear of Cats
Hjalmar Poelzig You must be indulgent with Dr. Werdegast's weakness. He is the unfortunate victim of one of the commoner phobias, but in an extreme form. He has an intense and all-consuming horror of cats.
The Scientist's Perspective on Death and Faith
Priest It seems strange to see you in such good spirits, Doctor.
Dr. Henryk Savaard Strange that I should have no fear of dying? Well, I have lived so long questioning the unknown that this plunge into its depths is only the last and perhaps the greatest of my experiments.
Priest Have you no faith?
Dr. Henryk Savaard As a scientist, I'm afraid I'm a professional skeptic who doubts everything - even the certainties.
Priest But do you not recognize the great truths?
Dr. Henryk Savaard I never found one that would bear analysis.
Priest Can't you conceive of a truth too great for the human mind to analyze?
Dr. Henryk Savaard Tonight, no, but tomorrow I may know better!
Debate on Detective Work and Social Reform
Supt. Burk I don't know why you social reformers always want to play detective to prove your theories.
James Rankin Because you detectives always leave such gaps in your investigations.
Confidence in Uncharted Discoveries
Dr. Janos Rukh Sir Francis Stevens, and the great Dr. Benet from the University of Paris. What do they know? What will they ever know? I'll take them somewhere they've never been. Back into time. It will work well tonight. I'm sure and I'm ready. They'll never laugh at me again.
A Declaration of Devotion and Protection
Hjalmar Poelzig Oh, it's nothing. Only an accident in the road below. I want you to stay in this room all day tomorrow Karen. You are the very core and meaning of my life. No one shall take you from me. Not even Vitus, not even your father.
[to Karen]
Confronting the Unknown on Voodoo Island
Howard Carlton Knight, I'm a God-fearing man. Something happened here... to him. I don't want to think why.
Phillip Knight Are you trying to tell me that he's under the spell of some ouanga? A hex?
Howard Carlton All right. Go there. Find out. I'd welcome it.
Phillip Knight When I take hold of something, I don't let go.
Condemnation of Historical Injustice and Hypocrisy
Dr. Henryk Savaard You who have condemned me, I know your kind. Your forbears poisoned ], burned ], hanged, tortured all those whose offense was to bring light into darkness. For you to condemn me in my work is a crime so shameful that the judgement of history will be against you for all the years to come!
[[Socrates; [Joan of Arc]
Confrontation Over Survival Among Thieves
Dr. Felix Benet We expected you.
Dr. Janos Rukh I knew that. Five thieves. Two are gone, three are left.
Dr. Felix Benet Do you intend to kill us all?
Dr. Janos Rukh Yes.
Dr. Felix Benet I felt it was better to let things alone when you were first poisoned. I warned you about your brain!
Dr. Janos Rukh It began to affect my brain almost immediately. I could feel it coming, crawling through the cells.
Dr. Felix Benet Aren't there ever moments when you think as you used to think, when you were human?
Dr. Janos Rukh Not often, now, not often.
Dr. Felix Benet And because of that, we must die.
Dr. Janos Rukh No, because you are thieves. Five thieves, all thieves! It will be easiest just to shake hands. It will all be over in a second.
The Future of Medical Science and Aging
Dr. John Garth Someday, somehow, medical science will find a way to end the needless, ghastly suffering caused by the ravages of age!
Gruesome Discovery Shocks Characters in Black Friday
Dr. Ernest Sovac Here's a curious thing George. It seems that Louie Devore, one of Red Cannon gang, was found early this morning in a deserted building dying from the effects of a brutal beating. His back had been broken.
Prof. George Kingsley Good Heavens, Earnest. Why on Earth bother me with that gruesome stuff?
Dr. Ernest Sovac Sorry George.
Fear and Threats in the Dark
Prof. Morlant You're afraid of me!
Laing I'm afraid FOR you.
[Shakes his head]
Prof. Morlant If this should leave me, you'll have reason to fear... for when the full moon strikes the door of my tomb, I will come back. You hear? I will come back to kill!
[Referring to the jewel]
Striving for Recognition in Medical Innovation
Dr. Leon Kravaal No other doctor has ever been able to grasp the basic principles of what I am doing. I've explained it to the highest authorities in medicine, and they scoffed at it, calling me insane! I must furnish them a living proof!
Frankenstein's Potential to Create Humanity
Daniel Could Frankenstein have made me like other men?
Dr. Gustav Niemann He gave life to a body that he made from parts of other bodies that had died. Yes, Daniel, he could have made you like other men.
Trust in Belief
John Ellman He'll believe me.
[looking up to Heaven while being led to the electric chair]
Betrayal and Survival in Desperate Times
John Ellman Last night I thought you were my friend. You took my life!
Trigger Smith I'm gonna take it again unless you got cat blood in ya. No one's gonna bring you back this time.
[contemptuously]
John Ellman You can't kill me again!
Fear and Self-Reflection in Targets
Byron Orlok Is that what I was afraid of?
[Bobby Thompson cowers before him]
The Absence of Reaction is Unusual
Byron Orlok Strange not getting any reaction, isn't it?
[watching the audience seeing his movie]
The Nature of Life and Death
Hjalmar Poelzig Come, Vitus, are we men or are we children? Of what use are all these melodramatic gestures? You say your soul was killed and that you have been dead all these years. And what of me? Did we not both die here in Marmorus fifteen years ago? Are we any the less victims of the war than those whose bodies were torn asunder? Are we not both the living dead? And now you come to me, playing at being an avenging angel — childishly thirsty for my blood. We understand each other too well. We know too much of life. We shall play a little game, Vitus. A game of death, if you like. But under any circumstances, we shall have to wait until these people have gone, until we are alone.
The Cost of Saving a Life
Dr. Charles Gaudet My only crime was saving a life. You call that treason?
The Perception of My Films Today
Byron Orlok You know what they call my films today? Camp! High camp!
Exploring the Nature of Death
John Ellman Leave the dead to their makers. The Lord thy God is a jealous God.
[responding to Beaumont's questions while dying]
Dr. Evan Beaumont But John, what is death? Can't you put it into words? Tell me! Tell me! You must! What is death?
[feeling a sense of urgency]
John Ellman I think I can... After the shock...
[after a pause]
Dr. Evan Beaumont Yes?
John Ellman I seemed to feel...
Dr. Evan Beaumont Yes?
John Ellman ...peace and a...
[dies]
Questioning a Betrayal of Trust
John Ellman Why did you have me killed?
Bargaining with Dark Consequences
Gustav Niemann Fifteen thousand Marks. A thousand for every year I spent in a stinking, slimy dungeon. You bargain poorly, Herr Ulman.
Ullman Don't kill me!
Dr. Gustav Niemann Kill my trusted old assistant? Why, no. I'm going to repay you for betraying me; I'm going to give that brain of yours a new home in the skull of the Frankenstein monster. As for you Strauss, I'm going to give you the brain of the wolfman so that all your waking hours will be spent in untold agony awaiting the full of the moon... which will change you into a ].
[[werewolf]
Choosing the Right Case for Justice
Supt. Burk I've been back over the records, and given you at least a dozen cases -- why on Earth choose this one?
James Rankin It's the one clear case that'll prove my point! If Styles had had the money to buy an adequate defense, he never would have hanged.
Questioning the Nature of the Crime
James Rankin You mean he killed while in some sort of trance?
Struggling Against Invisible Barriers
Dr. John Garth There's a curtain, a wall I can't get through.
The Value of Friendship Over Loneliness
The Monster Alone: bad. Friend: good!
A World Full of Doubt
Dr. Gustav Niemann Do you doubt me?
Professor Bruno Lampini It's a doubting world, kind sir!
The Monster's Existential Declaration
The Monster Yes, go! You live! Go! You stay! We belong dead!
[to Dr. Pretorius]
Despair Over Unattainable Help
Lawrence Talbot No earthly power can help those that are marked by the sign of the pentagram.
Dr. Gustav Niemann You came here to ask Frankenstein for help, didn't you?
Lawrence Talbot Yes, but I was too late. He was dead. I wanted to die too.
A Choice Between Life and Death
Dr. Henryk Savaard Always remember I offered you life, and you gave me death!
The Monster Seeks Friendship
The Monster Friend? Friend?
[to his bride]
A Warning About Eavesdropping
Dr. Victor Sartorius My man will show you out. He's listening at the door.
A Journey Through Time and Space
Ronald Drake What did we see?
Dr. Janos Rukh What you saw tonight occurred a few thousand million years ago.
Ronald Drake I see. A tour in time.
Dr. Janos Rukh Exactly! Everything that ever happened has left its record on nature's film. Every sound since eternity began still vibrates, recorded somewhere in outer space.
The Promise and Peril of Eternal Life
Dr. Henryk Savaard Think of it! The Edison or Pasteur of tomorrow need not die merely because his heart is worn out. We'll give him a new heart taken perhaps from the body of a young man who's been killed in a automobile accident. And our great genius is awakened to another sixty years of useful life! You ask me if that's a benefit to mankind? I answer it's the gift of eternal life! But whether man's wise enough or old enough to receive such a gift, I don't know. I don't know!
A Command for Ruthless Action
Baron Victor Frederick Von Leppe Take this gun. Escort this gentleman from the castle. If he resists - kill him.
Exciting News Shared Between Colleagues
Prof. Nathaniel Billings I have very good news for you, Doctor!
Dr. Lorenz Really?
Prof. Nathaniel Billings Now, guess what!
Dr. Lorenz I don't know!
[Annoyed]
Prof. Nathaniel Billings Go ahead - guess.
Dr. Lorenz D-Do I look like a quiz kid?
[Angrily]
Pain and Endurance in Ancient Rome
Count Karl von Bruno Doctor, you're an expert on medical science. Isn't it true that the Ancient Romans were pain worshippers?
Dr. Meissen Oh, yes, Herr Count. They even held endurance contests. It was a mark of distinction to suffer in silence.
Count Steiken Ah, naaah! Oh, no!
[Being treated for an arm wound by Dr. Meissen]
Count Karl von Bruno Do you hear that, Steiken?
Count Steiken Aaah, ah, ah! I'm not an Ancient Roman!
[Screaming]
Servant Herr Count, Mr. Beckett is here.
Count Karl von Bruno Well, bring him in for this should amuse him too.
Count Steiken Ooohh! - You idiot! You call yourself a doctor?
[to Dr. Meissen]
Count Karl von Bruno And you? You call yourself a man?
[Sadistically twisting Steiken's arm]
Count Steiken Aaaahh!
[In pain]
A Tense Encounter Between Two Characters
Red Cannon Who's the other customer?
Dr. Ernest Sovac The man you ran down, he's dying.
Red Cannon Softie, eh?
A Eulogy Filled with Confusion
Amos Hinchley And so, my friends, we find ourselves gathered around the bier of Mrs... er... Mr... You Know Whom... this litter of sorrow, this cairn, this cromlech, this dread dochma, this gart, this mastaba, this sorrowing tope, this unhappy tumulus, this, this... what is the word?... this... er, coffin! Never could think of that word. Requiescat in Pace, Mr... um... Mr... the memory of your good deeds will not perish with your untimely sepulcher.
[giving eulogy for John F. Black]