Mr. Wrong - Miscommunication Leads to Unexpected Consequences
Inga: [''about to open a jar of ants'']
Prepare to be consumed, Martha Alston! PREPARE TO BE... oh, God! They're dead. Bob?
Bob:
They are?
Inga:
Yes, didn't you feed them?
Bob:
I thought you said you wanted them hungry?
Inga:
HUNGRY, Bob! Not DEAD! Now what are we going to do?
Martha:
We could re-schedule, like, you know, next Tuesday is good for me.
Inga:
Dream on, little beauty!
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Me and You and Everyone We Know - Karma and Neighborly Discounts in Conversation
Andrew:
Dude, did you just give her the family discount?
Richard Swersey:
Yeah. She's my neighbor, and I'm trying to work on my karma. Do you know what karma means?
Andrew:
Yeah.
Richard Swersey:
It means that she owes me one.
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Me and You and Everyone We Know - Desire for an Ideal, Carefree Existence
Andrew:
I would love to believe in a universe where you wake up and don't have to to go to work and you step outside and meet two beautiful 18-year-old sisters who are also girlfriends and are also very nice people.
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Space Jam - Uniforms and Autographs in a Game Setting
Umpire:
Strike!
Barons player:
Looks good in that uniform.
Barons player:
Can't teach it.
Stars catcher:
Hey, thanks for autographing that basketball for my kid. I'm a hero now.
Michael Jordan: [The catcher smiles and nods his head]
No problem. Happy to do it, man.
Umpire:
Let's go!
Stars catcher: [Nodding his head]
Curve ball. Don't swing. Don't swing.
Umpire:
Ball!
Stars catcher:
Fastball, outside corner. Swing.
Umpire:
Strike!
Stars catcher:
That was your pitch.
Michael Jordan:
I know. I missed it.
Stars catcher:
Don't worry, I'll get you another one.
Barons manager: [Calling]
Podolak! Podolak, come here. Come here!
Stan Podolak:
Sorry, didn't mean to.
Barons manager:
Come here!
Stan Podolak:
Yes, sir?
Barons manager:
I want you to make sure nobody bothers Michael. I want him to be the happiest player in the world.
Stan Podolak:
The happiest.
Stars catcher:
Slider. Don't swing.
Umpire:
Strike three!
Stars catcher:
I told you not to swing.
Michael Jordan:
I couldn't help it.
Stars catcher:
I understand. Hey, nice talking to ya.
Barons player: [Michael sits down as they talk to him.]
We're not worried. We're not worried.
Barons player:
Good job, Mike.
Barons player #2::
Don't worry. Good try. Good hustle.
Barons player #3:
Good cut, Michael. Good cut.
Barons player #4:
That was a strikeout, Mike. That was a good-looking strikeout. Real good.
Barons player #5:
I mean, you look good when you strike out, man. When I strike out, man, it looks nasty, man. At least you did good, man. Good looking.
Stan Podolak: [Smiling and waving; Leans in too far and falls down]
Hi, Hi, Mr. Jordan. Mr. Jordan, I'm Stan Podolak.
Michael Jordan:
You all right? That was a nasty fall.
Stan Podolak: [Looks at him and shakes his hand]
Yeah. Oh, I'm Stan Podolak, Mr. Jordan. I'm the Barons new publicist. I'm here to make your life easier. You want me to drive you somewhere, I will drive you anywhere. You want me to pick up your laundry, babysit your kids, I will do it. I am here to personally guarantee that no one will ever...bother... you.
Michael Jordan:
What was that?
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