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Brad William Henke Quotes

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Memorable Quotes from Brad William Henke

4 quotes
Me and You and Everyone We Know
Karma and Neighborly Discounts in Conversation
Andrew Dude, did you just give her the family discount?
Richard Swersey Yeah. She's my neighbor, and I'm trying to work on my karma. Do you know what karma means?
Andrew Yeah.
Richard Swersey It means that she owes me one.
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Mr. Wrong
Miscommunication Leads to Unexpected Consequences
Inga Prepare to be consumed, Martha Alston! PREPARE TO BE... oh, God! They're dead. Bob?
[''about to open a jar of ants'']
Bob They are?
Inga Yes, didn't you feed them?
Bob I thought you said you wanted them hungry?
Inga HUNGRY, Bob! Not DEAD! Now what are we going to do?
Martha We could re-schedule, like, you know, next Tuesday is good for me.
Inga Dream on, little beauty!
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Space Jam
Uniforms and Autographs in a Game Setting
Umpire Strike!
Barons player Looks good in that uniform.
Barons player Can't teach it.
Stars catcher Hey, thanks for autographing that basketball for my kid. I'm a hero now.
Michael Jordan No problem. Happy to do it, man.
[The catcher smiles and nods his head]
Umpire Let's go!
Stars catcher Curve ball. Don't swing. Don't swing.
[Nodding his head]
Umpire Ball!
Stars catcher Fastball, outside corner. Swing.
Umpire Strike!
Stars catcher That was your pitch.
Michael Jordan I know. I missed it.
Stars catcher Don't worry, I'll get you another one.
Barons manager Podolak! Podolak, come here. Come here!
[Calling]
Stan Podolak Sorry, didn't mean to.
Barons manager Come here!
Stan Podolak Yes, sir?
Barons manager I want you to make sure nobody bothers Michael. I want him to be the happiest player in the world.
Stan Podolak The happiest.
Stars catcher Slider. Don't swing.
Umpire Strike three!
Stars catcher I told you not to swing.
Michael Jordan I couldn't help it.
Stars catcher I understand. Hey, nice talking to ya.
Barons player We're not worried. We're not worried.
[Michael sits down as they talk to him.]
Barons player Good job, Mike.
Barons player #2: Don't worry. Good try. Good hustle.
Barons player #3 Good cut, Michael. Good cut.
Barons player #4 That was a strikeout, Mike. That was a good-looking strikeout. Real good.
Barons player #5 I mean, you look good when you strike out, man. When I strike out, man, it looks nasty, man. At least you did good, man. Good looking.
Stan Podolak Hi, Hi, Mr. Jordan. Mr. Jordan, I'm Stan Podolak.
[Smiling and waving; Leans in too far and falls down]
Michael Jordan You all right? That was a nasty fall.
Stan Podolak Yeah. Oh, I'm Stan Podolak, Mr. Jordan. I'm the Barons new publicist. I'm here to make your life easier. You want me to drive you somewhere, I will drive you anywhere. You want me to pick up your laundry, babysit your kids, I will do it. I am here to personally guarantee that no one will ever...bother... you.
[Looks at him and shakes his hand]
Michael Jordan What was that?
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Me and You and Everyone We Know
Desire for an Ideal, Carefree Existence
Andrew I would love to believe in a universe where you wake up and don't have to to go to work and you step outside and meet two beautiful 18-year-old sisters who are also girlfriends and are also very nice people.
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