Memorable Quotes from Bradley Whitford
8 quotesCritique of Deer Population Impact
Dean Armitage
You know what I say? I say one down, a couple hundred thousand to go. I don't mean to get on my high horse, but I'm telling you I do not like the fucking deer, I'm sick of it, they're taking over, they're like rats, they're destroying the ecosystem. I see a dead deer on the side of the road and I think to myself That's a fucking start.
[about Rose and Chris hitting a deer on the way]
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Uncertain Allies Amidst Monster Threat
Dr. Rick Stanton
Jesus...Good thing he's on our side.
Dr. Ilene Chen
For now.
Madison Russell
Look!
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Clichés and Privacy in a Tense Moment
Dean Armitage
And now for the piece de resistance. The field of play. I love it. The nearest house is across the lake. Total privacy. I know what you're thinking.
[opening the door to show the back yard; they see Walter working in the yard]
Chris Washington
What?
Dean Armitage
Come on, I get it. White family, black servants. It's a total cliché.
Chris Washington
I wasn't going to take it there.
Dean Armitage
Well you didn't have to, believe me. Now, we hired Georgina and Walter to help care for my parents. When they died I just couldn't bear to let them go. But boy, I hate how it looks.
Chris Washington
Yeah, I know what you mean.
Dean Armitage
By the way, I would have voted for ] for a third term if I could. Best president in my lifetime. Hands down.
[[Barack Obama|Obama]
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Meeting the Creators of Mary Poppins
Don DaGradi
So, this is the rest of your team. Dick and Bob Sherman, music and lyrics. Boys, this is the one and only Mrs. P.L. Travers, the creator of our beloved Mary!
P.L. Travers
Poppins.
Don DaGradi
Who else?
P.L. Travers
Mary Poppins. Never, ever just Mary. It's a pleasure to meet you. I fear we shan't be acquainted for too long.
[to the Shermans]
Robert
Why is that?
P.L. Travers
Because these books simply do not lend themselves to chirping and prancing. No, it's certainly not a musical. Now, where is Mr. Disney? I should so much like to get this started and finished as briskly as is humanly possible.
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Questioning the Natural Order of Monsters
Colonel Diane Foster
The oxygen destroyer, why wasn't Monster Zero affected?
Jackson Barnes
I mean, I'm no scientist, but I think it has something to do with his goddamn head growing back.
Dr. Rick Stanton
Well, I've never seen anything like it. It violates everything we know about the natural order.
Dr. Ilene Chen
Unless he's not part of the natural order.
Dr. Ishiro Serizawa
What do you mean?
Dr. Ilene Chen
I was able to piece this together.
[shows a cave painting of Godzilla and Monster Zero]
Sam Coleman
Well, he looks vaguely familiar.
Dr. Ilene Chen
It tells of a great dragon who fell from the stars. A hydra whose storm swallowed both men and gods alike.
Mark Russell
What, you mean an alien?
Dr. Ilene Chen
Yes. He's not part of our natural order. And he's not mean to be here.
Dr. Ishiro Serizawa
A false king.
Dr. Rick Stanton
An invasive species. That could explain how he's creating these massive storms and the effect he's having on the other Titans. It's almost he's reshaping the planet to his own liking.
Dr. Ishiro Serizawa
These legends, what did they call him?
Dr. Ilene Chen
Ghidorah. "The one who is many.
Mark Russell
Ghi-what?
Sam Coleman
She said, "Gonorrhea.
Mark Russell
Huh?
Dr. Ilene Chen
Ghidorah!
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A Tense Departure from a Social Gathering
Jeremy Armitage
Yo man, where are you going? The party is just starting.
Chris Washington
I'm just putting the bags in the car, man.
Missy Armitage
Would anyone like tea?
Chris Washington
No I'm good. We're leaving, actually.
Missy Armitage
Really? Why? Is there something wrong?
Rose Armitage
His dog got really sick, so he has to be at the vet first thing in the morning.
Chris Washington
Sorry.
Missy Armitage
How terrible.
Chris Washington
Rose, the keys.
Rose Armitage
I'm looking.
Dean Armitage
What is your purpose, Chris?
Chris Washington
What?
Dean Armitage
In life. What is your purpose?
Chris Washington
Right now it's finding those keys.
Dean Armitage
Fire. It is a reflection of our own mortality. We are born, we breathe and then we die.
Rose Armitage
I'm looking.
Dean Armitage
Even the sun will die someday. But we are divine. We are the gods trapped in cocoons.
Rose Armitage
I don't know where they are.
[digging in her purse]
Chris Washington
Rose, give me those keys. Give me those keys! Rose, now, now! The keys!
Jeremy Armitage
Whoa, be careful, bro.
Chris Washington
What the fuck?
Jeremy Armitage
I didn't do anything.
Chris Washington
What the fuck is going on? Where are those keys, Rose?
Rose Armitage
You know I can't give you the keys, right babe?
[holds up the keys]
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Godzilla's Radiation Levels Surge Dramatically
Sam Coleman
Is it just me, or has he been working out?
Dr. Rick Stanton
Are you kidding me? Serizawa's got that lizard juiced.
Col. Diane Foster
Damn right.
Dr. Rick Stanton
Oh, boy. Godzilla's radiation levels are going off the charts. We've got about 12 minutes before he goes thermonuclear.
[Checking the monitors]
Col. Diane Foster
What do you mean?
Dr. Rick Stanton
I'm saying in about 12 minutes, it's gonna be a bad day to be a Red Sox fan.
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Historical Reflections on Race and Competition
Dean Armitage
Here, you're going to love this. My Dad's claim to fame. He was beat by ] in the qualifying round for the ] in 1936. Those were the ones where...
[[w:Jesse Owens|Jesse Owens; [w:1936 Summer Olympics|Berlin Olympics]
Chris Washington
Owens won in front of ].
[[Adolf Hitler|Hitler]
Dean Armitage
Yes, what a moment, what a moment. I mean, Hitler's up there with all his perfect Aryan race bullshit. This black dude comes along and proves him wrong in front of the entire whole world. Amazing.
Chris Washington
Not great for your dad, though.
Dean Armitage
Yeah. He almost got over it.
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