Memorable Quotes from Brady Bluhm
1 quoteUrgent Need to Return to Providence
Harry
Oh, crap! We've gotta get back to Providence!
Lloyd
What? Why?
Harry
Remember how I told you Ice Pick had to make that rock candy run down to Maine?
Lloyd
Yeah?
Harry
I forgot to get someone to feed Butthole.
Lloyd
Relax. I took care of it.
[sighs]
Harry
You did?
Lloyd
Yeah! Billy in 4-C's gonna feed him.
Harry
Oh, great. Well, didja give him the key to our apartment?
[chuckles]
Lloyd
No! You think I want wheel marks all over the rug? I just wrote him a note, left some food and threw Butthole inside his place when we were leavin'.
[goes to bed]
Harry
But Lloyd, Billy has over 100 rare birds in there!
Lloyd
So? They're not gonna mess with a 30-pound alley cat! Sheesh.
Billy
Hey, gang! I'm home! Guys? You sure are quiet. Speak to me, Siskel.
[rolls in the door and puts his keys aside; his apartment is completely trashed and the corpses of his birds are scattered; Butthole farts out several bird feathers and hops off the couch]
Siskel
The horror. The horror.
[squawks]
Quotes sourced from Wikiquote (© Wikiquote contributors), licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0. Modified for formatting/length.