Dumb and Dumber To - Urgent Need to Return to Providence
Harry:
Oh, crap! We've gotta get back to Providence!
Lloyd:
What? Why?
Harry:
Remember how I told you Ice Pick had to make that rock candy run down to Maine?
Lloyd:
Yeah?
Harry:
I forgot to get someone to feed Butthole.
Lloyd: [sighs]
Relax. I took care of it.
Harry:
You did?
Lloyd:
Yeah! Billy in 4-C's gonna feed him.
Harry: [chuckles]
Oh, great. Well, didja give him the key to our apartment?
Lloyd: [goes to bed]
No! You think I want wheel marks all over the rug? I just wrote him a note, left some food and threw Butthole inside his place when we were leavin'.
Harry:
But Lloyd, Billy has over 100 rare birds in there!
Lloyd:
So? They're not gonna mess with a 30-pound alley cat! Sheesh.
Billy: [rolls in the door and puts his keys aside; his apartment is completely trashed and the corpses of his birds are scattered; Butthole farts out several bird feathers and hops off the couch]
Hey, gang! I'm home! Guys? You sure are quiet. Speak to me, Siskel.
Siskel: [squawks]
The horror. The horror.
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