Brandon Quintin Adams Quotes

Fool No wonder there's no money in the ghetto!

Alice People have tried.

Fool You mean, the people in the cellar? Who are they?

Alice Mommy and Daddy looked a long time to find the perfect boy child, but each one they found turned out bad. Some saw things they weren't supposed to, others heard too much, others talked back. Daddy cut out the bad parts, and put the boys in the cellar, one by one. They get flashlights and food of some kind. I suppose they're happy in their own way.

Fool Yeah right. What about you? How come they haven't put you in the cellar?

Alice I do not see, or hear, or speak evil. It's the only way.

Fool What is that?

Alice What?

Fool That yelling! What is that?

Alice Well, that's Roach.

Fool Roach?

Alice That's who Daddy's hunting. See, Daddy hates Roach because he got out of the cellar and into the walls, and now Daddy can't find him.

Fool Hey!

Fool You shoot me, and you die too, man. And you better believe it. Don't be crazy now. There's enough dynamite back there to blow you sky high. Not the best place to store it, in my opinion. But there it was. Now just put the gun down.

Fool Put the gun down. I don't wanna kill you, but I will cuz I don't like you much anyway.

Fool I'm tired of fucking around! So either put the gun down now, or kiss your ass goodbye, boy!

Fool Hey fuzzball! Your mother sleeps with cats!

Fool That X-ray lady's back, she's out back right now by the van. She's got a man with her the size of ].

Leroy You seen Spencer?

Fool I seen Spencer, alright.

Leroy You find anything?

Fool Something found him. He's dead, Leroy. I think scared to death.

Leroy Y- you sure?

Fool You thought he was white before, you should see that sucker now!

Fool Thanks.

Fool He doesn't talk much, does he?

Alice His tongue's cut out.

Alice Mommy caught him trying to call for help one day, and Daddy had to teach him to...

Fool ], right?

Fool Your father's one sick mother, you know that? Actually, your mother's one sick mother, too!

Alice Shh! You're speaking evil! They'd kill you if they heard a word you just said.

Fool Well I don't want in, I want out.

Alice Sometimes in is out.

Fool Listen Alice, they're not your real parents.

Fool How did Spenser get past her? She's got X-Ray eyeballs!

Alice He said he killed you!

Fool He was exaggerating.

Fool My name is Fool. What's yours?

Alice Alice.

Fool Don't be scared. You never seen a brother before?

Alice Never had a brother.

Fool No, I mean a black dude. There's black folks in this neighborhood.

Alice Neighborhood?

Fool The neighborhood. You know, outside.

Alice Well, that's outside, not in here.

Fool So you get outside, don't you?

Fool You sayin never?

Alice Can't get out. No one ever has.

Fool Well, I'm gonna get out. I'm a whole other thing.

Ruby Williams Now here's your card, Fool. See? That's where l got your nickname.

Fool Don't remind me!

Ruby Williams Here you go. Today. The golden-haired birthday boy is settin off on life's big adventure.

Fool I ain't no golden-haired nobody! All l'm goin on to is seventh grade.

Ruby Williams Well, you're the Fool, and you can't escape that. That ain't bad.

Fool No?

Ruby Williams No. Ain't the stupid kind of fool. The ignorant kind, cos you're just startin out.

Fool That's better, l guess.

Ruby Williams Ah, but look here. Already he's got a problem, see? One step in front Fool: the drop-off.

Fool What about the dog?

Ruby Williams That's Fool's companion. See his spirit barking? "Fool! Don't go marching over that cliff, now! Do the smart thing. The high thing.

Fool So what Fool gonna do if he ain't gonna go off the cliff? Fly?

Ruby Williams He gonna do what he have to, Fool. Turn around and walk the other way, right through the fire of the sun.

Fool He'll get burned up if he do that.

Ruby Williams Just the boy part get burned up. The rest come out the other side a man. And no one calls him "Fool" again.

Coach Jack Reilly Why'd you turn against me, Gordon? For six years, I taught you how to skate, I taught you how to score, I taught you how to go for the "W". You could have been one of the greats! And now look at yourself. You're not even a has-been. You're a never-was.

Jesse Hall Yo, dude. You obviously in the wrong hood. This is my dominion and it's a drug free zone. You understand? We ain't buyin nothin'! Now I'm feeling generous today, so I'm gonna let you get your sorry vanilla booty out of here before we be using your eyeballs as hockey pucks!

Grandpa Booker Meanwhile, you be careful. That brother and sister act you mess with are evil, plain and simple.

Fool Wait a minute, brother and sister?

Grandpa Booker Brother and sister. Tailend of the craziest family you ever heard of. Every generation more insane than the one before it. Started out as a family running a funeral home, selling cheap coffins for expensive prices. Then they got their fingers into real estate, started making a lot of money taking over people's homes. The more money they got, the greedier they got. The greedier they got, the crazier they got. All sorts of rumors about what's going on in that place. Never proved it because the police never took it serious. But believe me, when I was a kid, none of us ever walked past that house.