But I'm a Cheerleader - Understanding Sexuality and Dietary Choices
Mike:
I myself was once a gay. Now I'm an ex-gay, Megan. I work for a place called True Directions who help people, like yourself, to learn to understand the reasons behind homosexual tendencies, and how to heal them.
Megan:
What tendencies? Why would you think I'm a...
Megan's Mom:
You've been trying to make us eat this tofu.
Mike:
In diet, watch for a switch to vegetarianism.
Kimberly: [shows a photo of a girl in bikini]
You don't have any pictures of guys in your locker, just these.
Mike:
Mm-hmm.
Megan's Dad: [her parents show a [[w:Melissa Etheridge|Melissa Etheridge; [Georgia O'Keeffe]
And these. ] poster and a ] inspired painting]
Mike:
Sexual, even vaginal motifs in artwork and decorating. Gay iconography.
Jared:
You don't even like to kiss me.
Megan:
I can't believe this.
Mike:
Denial is a normal part of the healing process that we'll explore at True Directions.
Megan:
Healing?
Megan's Mom:
Like rehab, honey. Homosexuals Anonymous.
Mary:
Looks like we got you just in time. What are you? About 17?
Megan's Dad:
Yes!
Mary:
Almost lost her to college. It’s so much harder once they’ve been through all that liberal arts brainwashing, but we’ve saved a few.
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