Memorable Quotes from Brent Chalem
4 quotesMisunderstanding About War and Spies
Patrick
Maybe he's a German spy.
[about Scary German Guy]
Sean
Oh good one! We're not at war with Germany anymore.
Phoebe
We're at war with Vietnam.
Sean
What?
Phoebe
It's in ]!
[[Rambo]
Horace
You guys, guess what happened!
Sean
Whoa, Fat Kid...
[collects himself]
Horace
Rudy saved my life! Do you think we can talk him into joining the monster club? Can we?
Sean
Huddle.
Patrick
Sean, he's in junior high.
Phoebe
I heard he killed his dad.
Horace
Get outta here, "Phoebe the Feeb"!
Sean
We should let him in on one condition...
Sean/Patrick/Horace
Monster test.
[in unison]
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A Call for Unconventional Defense
Sean
Kick him in the nards!
[To Horace]
Horace
What?!
Sean
KICK HIM IN THE NARDS!
Horace
He doesn't have nards!
Sean
Do it, DO IT!!!
[frantically]
Horace
Wolf Man's got nards!
[awestruck]
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Understanding Monsters and Their Perceptions
Scary German Guy
I expect you boys thought I was some kind of monster myself, mm? A vampire, perhaps? That's quite all right. But I am not, you know. If I were a vampire, then I wouldn't have a reflection... ... now would I?
[as Sean, Patrick, and Horace are leaving Scary German Guy's house; points to mirror, where he is clearly visible]
Horace
Man, you sure know a lot about monsters.
Scary German Guy
Now that you mention it, I suppose I do.
[Scary German Guy closes door, revealing a concentration camp tattoo on his wrist]
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Identity and Acceptance in The Monster Squad
E.J.
Hey, Fat Kid! Good job!
Horace
My name...Is Horace!
[cocks shotgun]
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