The Monster Squad - Identity and Acceptance in The Monster Squad
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The Monster Squad - A Call for Unconventional Defense
Sean: [To Horace]
Kick him in the nards!
Horace:
What?!
Sean:
KICK HIM IN THE NARDS!
Horace:
He doesn't have nards!
Sean: [frantically]
Do it, DO IT!!!
Horace: [awestruck]
Wolf Man's got nards!
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The Monster Squad - Understanding Monsters and Their Perceptions
Scary German Guy: [as Sean, Patrick, and Horace are leaving Scary German Guy's house; points to mirror, where he is clearly visible]
I expect you boys thought I was some kind of monster myself, mm? A vampire, perhaps? That's quite all right. But I am not, you know. If I were a vampire, then I wouldn't have a reflection... ... now would I?
Horace:
Man, you sure know a lot about monsters.
Scary German Guy: [Scary German Guy closes door, revealing a concentration camp tattoo on his wrist]
Now that you mention it, I suppose I do.
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The Monster Squad - Misunderstanding About War and Spies
Patrick: [about Scary German Guy]
Maybe he's a German spy.
Sean:
Oh good one! We're not at war with Germany anymore.
Phoebe:
We're at war with Vietnam.
Sean:
What?
Phoebe: [[Rambo]
It's in ]!
Horace:
You guys, guess what happened!
Sean: [collects himself]
Whoa, Fat Kid...
Horace:
Rudy saved my life! Do you think we can talk him into joining the monster club? Can we?
Sean:
Huddle.
Patrick:
Sean, he's in junior high.
Phoebe:
I heard he killed his dad.
Horace:
Get outta here, "Phoebe the Feeb"!
Sean:
We should let him in on one condition...
Sean/Patrick/Horace: [in unison]
Monster test.
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