Club Paradise - A Business Proposition and Personal Choice
Voit Zerbe:
You know, if you were smart, you'd sell that place to me and get out of here. Sure, are you kidding—a guy like you in New York with money in his pocket? Oh, forget it. Take my advice: sell it.
Ernest Reed:
I say this for you, Mr. Zerbe: you've got style. But it's not for me.
Voit Zerbe:
Well, think it over. I've gotta go, so good luck.
Ernest Reed:
See you around.
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Club Paradise - Questioning the Name "Moniker
Voit Zerbe: [after hearing Jack's name]
Moniker? What kind of a name is "Moniker"?
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Club Paradise - A New Adventure Awaits in the Caymans
Voit Zerbe:
Forget this place. You guys are gonna love the Caymans!
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Club Paradise - Owner eager to sell Club Paradise
Voit Zerbe:
Gentlemen, I just spoke to the owner of Club Paradise, and believe me, he is dying to sell.
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Club Paradise - Anticipation of a New Opportunity
Voit Zerbe: [during a polo game]
Sol, the boys are back. Our ship has come in. Now we've gotta deliver.
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Cabin Boy - Consequences of Miscommunication Among Friends
Trina:
And secondly, don't ever call me missy again or you'll end up losing the rest of your teeth.
Paps:
Sassy little thang ain't she? Want me to give her a SPANKING?
Skunk:
Why doesn't she give ME a spanking?
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Cabin Boy - Fishing and Its Unpleasant Smell
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17 Again - Unexpected Recognition in a Familiar Space
Janitor: [to Mike, staring at his old basketball team picture]
Mike O'Donell!
Mike O Donnell:
Do I know you?
Janitor:
No, but I know you.
Mike O Donnell:
Oh, yeah?
Janitor:
High school star, never quite lived up to your potential. Sooner or later you all come back to your old school, stand there and look at the picture of the glory days wondering "What might have been". Seems to me you guys are living in the past.
Mike O Donnell:
Well, of course I wanna live in the past. It was better there...
Janitor:
I bet you wish you could do it all over again?
Mike O Donnell:
You got that right.
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17 Again - Living in the Past: A Reflection on Potential
Janitor:
High school star, never quite lived up to your potential. Sooner or later you all come back to your old school, stand there and look at the pictures of your glory days, wondering what might have been. Seems to me you guys are living in the past.
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Scrooged - Confronting Reality with Humor and Tough Love
Ghost of Christmas Past: [after driving harmlessly through a van; laughs]
GO BACK TO JERSEY, YA MORON!
Ghost of Christmas Present:
Sometimes, you have to SLAP them in the face just to get their attention!
Earl Cross: [pauses for a second]
All day long, I listen to people give me excuses why they can't work...'My back hurts, my legs ache, I'm only four! The sooner he learns life isn't handed to him on a silver platter, the better!
Promo Announcer:
The night the reindeer died!
Elliot Loudermilk: [[w:Bugs Bunny|Hello wabbit]
].
James Cross: [last lines]
My brother, The King of Christmas.
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Stuart Little - The Significance of Schmelling in Conversation
Eleanor:
Oh, Stuart, look!
Frederick:
Look at that! This is a real Schmelling.
Stuart:
Those are the best kind.
Uncle Crenshaw:
You know what they say: "If it ain't Schmelling"...
Littles:
It ain't bowling".
Uncle Stretch:
Look here, Stuart. Climb on up here, son. Plant your caboose right up here.
Aunt Beatrice:
He may have to grow into it.
Aunt Tina:
I think he's grown a little since we've been here.
Grandma Estelle:
That's what happened to me. One summer, I just shot right up.
Stuart:
May I say something? In the orphanage, we used to tell fairy tales of finding our families and having a party like this. A party with cakes and presents and all varieties of meat loaf. A party with a big family who came from far away just to wish us well. I don't know much about families, but this must be the nicest family in the world. So I just wanted to thank each of you. Because now I know, fairy tales are real.
Snowbell:
Fairy tales are real? Oy, I think I'm gonna cough up a furball.
Uncle Crenshaw:
And now, it's time for the best present of all. It's something for you and George.
Frederick:
George. Stand next to Stuart.
Uncle Crenshaw: [He gives an old brown baseball to George.]
This is something that gave your father and me hours of enjoyment when we were young brothers just like you and Stuart. This ball belonged to your great-great-grandfather, Jedediah Little. Remember, Frederick, those long summer days playing catch?
Frederick:
Yeah.
Cousin Edgar:
George, why don't you take your brother outside and toss around the old horsehide?
Uncle Crenshaw:
Yeah, what do you say, George? You ready?
George: [thinking that everyone lost his mind]
Are you all nuts? Bicycles and bowling balls? How's he gonna toss a baseball? How's he gonna do any of those things? He's not my brother, he's a mouse.
Uncle Stretch:
Time to go.
Aunt Beatrice:
Excellent idea.
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Stuart Little - Family Greetings and Introductions at the Gathering
Eleanor: [chuckles]
Oh, hello!
Aunt Tina:
Hello, we're here.
Eleanor:
Oh, Crenshaw!
Aunt Beatrice:
Hi, auntie.
Frederick:
Crenshaw!
Uncle Crenshaw:
Frederick!
Frederick:
Little high, Little low!
Littles:
Little hey, Little ho!
Aunt Beatrice:
We come bearing gifts for young Stuart.
Cousin Edgar:
Yes, where is my new nephew?
Uncle Crenshaw:
The Little family's getting bigger and bigger.
Stuart:
Boy. That's a lot of Littles.
George:
Uncle Crenshaw!
Uncle Crenshaw:
There's my favorite little nephew.
Uncle Stretch:
Oh, you can't say that anymore, Crenshaw.
Aunt Tina:
That's right. Now we have two favorite little nephews.
Cousin Edgar:
That's right. Where is the lad?
Uncle Stretch:
He has a lot of gifts to open.
George:
Are any of those for me?
Frederick:
Attention, everybody. We'd like to introduce you to someone.
Eleanor:
This is Stuart.
Stuart:
Hello, everyone.
Uncle Stretch:
He's a, a...
Aunt Beatrice:
...dorable!
Aunt Tina:
Adorable!
Uncle Stretch:
Yeah, that's right. I couldn't think of the word.
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