An Everlasting Piece - Misunderstanding Leads to Confusion Over Hair Pieces
Mr. Black: [angry]
Look, I told you: I don't know who you've been talking to but he's a fucking liar! You'll find no herpes here!
Colm: [surprised]
Herpes?
Mr. Black:
That's what you said.
George: [points to his head]
No sir. Hair pieces.
Mr. Black:
Oh. I thought you said herpes'.
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Bug - Questioning Reality and Perception of Delusions
Dr. Sweet:
Bugs are a fairly common delusion among paranoids. Bugs, spiders, snakes... Spiders. You haven't had any snakes, have you?
Agnes:
You're the first.
Dr. Sweet:
Have you at least entertained the idea that the bugs are a delusion?
Agnes:
How do I know you're not a delusion?
Dr. Sweet:
Touché.
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Million Dollar Baby - Faith and Confusion in Spirituality
Frankie:
Father, that was a great sermon... made me weep.
Father Horvak:
What's confusing you this week?
Frankie:
Oh, it's the same old, one God-three God thing.
Father Horvak:
Frankie, most people figure out by kindergarten that it's about faith.
Frankie:
Is it sort of like Snap Crackle and Pop, all rolled into one big box?
Father Horvak:
You're standing outside my church, comparing God to Rice Krispies?
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Conclave - A Vision of Hell Approaches Tomorrow
O'Malley:
Well, Eminence, I'd say this is a pretty fair vision of hell.
Lawrence:
Well, don't be blasphemous, Ray. Hell arrives tomorrow when we bring in the Cardinals.
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