Memorable Quotes from Brían F. O'Byrne
4 quotesFaith and Confusion in Spirituality
Frankie
Father, that was a great sermon... made me weep.
Father Horvak
What's confusing you this week?
Frankie
Oh, it's the same old, one God-three God thing.
Father Horvak
Frankie, most people figure out by kindergarten that it's about faith.
Frankie
Is it sort of like Snap Crackle and Pop, all rolled into one big box?
Father Horvak
You're standing outside my church, comparing God to Rice Krispies?
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Misunderstanding Leads to Confusion Over Hair Pieces
Mr. Black
Look, I told you: I don't know who you've been talking to but he's a fucking liar! You'll find no herpes here!
[angry]
Colm
Herpes?
[surprised]
Mr. Black
That's what you said.
George
No sir. Hair pieces.
[points to his head]
Mr. Black
Oh. I thought you said herpes'.
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Questioning Reality and Perception of Delusions
Dr. Sweet
Bugs are a fairly common delusion among paranoids. Bugs, spiders, snakes... Spiders. You haven't had any snakes, have you?
Agnes
You're the first.
Dr. Sweet
Have you at least entertained the idea that the bugs are a delusion?
Agnes
How do I know you're not a delusion?
Dr. Sweet
Touché.
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A Vision of Hell Approaches Tomorrow
O'Malley
Well, Eminence, I'd say this is a pretty fair vision of hell.
Lawrence
Well, don't be blasphemous, Ray. Hell arrives tomorrow when we bring in the Cardinals.
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