The Curse of the Jade Scorpion - Commentary on Physical Appearance and Attraction
Al: [Watching Jill walk away]
My God, that girl's got a body that won't quit!
C.W.:
Quit? It won't take five minutes off for a coffee break.
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Shooter - Consequences of Vigilantism in Modern Society
Attorney General Russert:
It's not the Wild West anymore, you can't just clean up the streets with a gun, even though sometimes, that's exactly what's needed.
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Shooter - Questioning a Colonel's Moral Compass
Attorney General Russert:
Colonel, your moral compass is so fucked up, I'll be shocked if you manage to find your way back to the parking lot.
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Shooter - Checks and Balances in Government Authority
Attorney General Russert:
That won't be necessary, Colonel, as I have already received no less than a dozen calls from highly-ranked and powerfully-placed individuals telling me to let you go. But the joy of checks and balances in our government is that I can, and am, indeed, required by law, to tell them to fuck off.
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