Memorable Quotes from Brian Sheridan
2 quotesDesire for Unexpected Relationship Drama
Paul
So what happened?
Mark
Ah, man, she just started to get too...
Paul
Serious, right? I know. I only even ask in hope that it's gonna be something different, like she cheated on you or something.
Mark
Then it'd be great. I'd be so excited for that to happen to me.
Paul
It'd be a little better - entertaining, at least. So what happened?
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Fatherhood and Its Unspoken Responsibilities
Mark
When you have a kid, like, did it... Was it the hormones had just started acting up in you and that's why you act like a father to everyone else or - how's that work?
Paul
It just comes with the membership.
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