The Last Seduction - Confrontation Between Friends About Relationships
Mike Swale:
Grow up.
Chris:
What? Did you leave your dick in Buffalo?
Mike Swale:
Chris, these women are anchors.
Chris:
Here he goes again.
Mike Swale:
How many guys in this bar have felt her up?
Chris:
All of them.
Mike Swale:
Right. And how many have gone home with her, how many guys have slept with her?
Chris:
None, including yourself.
Mike Swale:
Right, I rest my case.
Chris:
Don't rest it too long, cause I promise you it will fall off.
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