The Little Rascals - Celebration of Alfalfa's Victory
Stymie:
You did it, Alfalfa! You won!
Alfalfa:
We did it! All of us!
Froggy:
Gentlemen, let's give Alfalfa a big "Spoley-oley"!
Kids:
Spoley-oley! Spoley-oley! Spoley-oley! Spoley-oley! Spoley-oley! Spoley-oley! Spoley-oley! Spoley-oley!
Alfalfa:
Thank you. Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you...
Butch:
It ain't right! We go through all the trouble of stealing your racer, and you still win! Better brace yourself, because now I'm really gonna kick your butt!
Alfalfa:
I'm usually a lover, not a fighter, but in your case I'm willing to make an exception.
Butch:
Pig puckey!
Woim:
Allow me!
Stymie:
Looking good, man.
Kids:
Yeah.
Spanky:
Hey, there's the guy who risked his neck for us!
Alfalfa:
I gotta admit, he turned out to be pretty okay, darn it.
Spanky:
Put it in there, pal. You're quite a guy. Us machismo types have a club. The He-Man Woman-Haters Club. Alfalfa, I'm extending a membership offer here. Now, what is it?
Alfalfa:
That's not Waldo!
Waldo:
You'll be hearing from my lawyers.
Spanky:
Then who's this guy who saved our butts?
Darla:
Hi, guys. What's up?
Spanky:
A girl! Ohh!
Stymie:
Well, don't that beat all.
Alfalfa:
Spanky!
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The Little Rascals - A Lighthearted Exchange Among Friends
Buckwheat:
Nothing like a security system to give you peace of mind.
Spanky: [disguised as a ballerina in a brunette wig]
Hiya, fellas!
Butch:
Say, you two chicklets see a couple of ugly mugs who ran in here?
Alfalfa: [in a blonde wig; Spanky pinches him]
You mean behind you? I think they went in there.
Spanky: [hey watch Butch and Woim walk in on Ms. Roberts. She frustratingly ushers the bullies out the door]
Whew. Let's ange-chay and am-scray!
Alfalfa: [pushes the exit door]
You took the words right out of my mouth.
Darla:
Hi!
Girl:
Are you a Sugar Plum fairy?
Alfalfa: [nods. Sweat beads are beginning to form on his forehead. And the frog. He has been holding the frog in his hand all this time]
Pardon me. I'm sweating like a pig. It's the recital.
Darla: [gives Alfalfa her handkerchief. He wipes the sweat off his forehead. And then he scrubs underneath his arms. After he's done, he offers the handkerchief back to her]
Here's my handkerchief. Uh, you keep it. I'm emotional as well. My boyfriend Waldo is going to be here.
Mary Ann: [grins knowingly]
He's driving her to his mansion for tea.
Darla:
Do you have any boyfriends?
Boys:
No!
Alfalfa:
But, there is one boy I'd love to get to know. His name is Alfalfa.
Darla:
I used to know on Alfalfa. He took the best years of my life!
Spanky:
Same here.
Darla:
I don't miss him at all. Except...his voice. If he sings, he makes me melt like a popsicle on the Fourth of July!
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