Memorable Quotes from Brittany Snow

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John Tucker Must Die

The Secrets of John's Deception

Kate I don't get it. I mean, these girls all seem so confident and cool. How do they not know that John's cheating on all of them?

Crying Waitress He's a total operator. He goes out with girls from different cliques so that they never actually talk to each other. And then he tells them that his father won't let him date during basketball season so they'll have to keep it a secret.

[chuckles]

Kate How'd you learn all this stuff?

Crying Waitress I don't know, just a guess.

[sobbing; runs away crying]

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John Tucker Must Die

Miscommunication Leads to Unexpected Consequences

Kate Oh, well before I say yes, how exactly did he get burned?

[about Scott's previous lab partner]

Scott Uh, well, that is open to interpretation... because he will say that it is my fault, but I clearly said..."Dear God, man, you're on fire. Run for your life.

Kate A clear warning.

[sarcastically]

Scott Yeah.

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John Tucker Must Die

Unexpected Perceptions of Identity and Worth

Kate Oh. You're the other Tucker?

Scott What is that? Is that like "the loser Tucker"?

Kate Oh, no, no. That's not what I meant. I just... you just don't look...

Scott Hot, buff, or capable of inciting an all-girl smackdown? No, you're right. Naw, it's-it's cool. I'll let you in on a secret, though. My mom, says I'm special on the inside.

Kate Good for you.

Scott Yeah.

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Hairspray

Amber's Disappointment Over Link's Choices

Amber Von Tussle (crying after Link has gone with Tracy and the Detention Kids) He just danced on that bus with that Great White Whale and those Negroes!

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John Tucker Must Die

Advice on Handling Romantic Interest

Kate DAMMIT!

Carrie It's not that hard, uhm... when he speaks to you count to three in your head before you answer him.

Heather Don't show any interest. Don't even look at him too much.

Carrie Yeah yeah. You got it?

Carrie I said you got it?

Kate I was counting to three!

Beth Not that slowly! We don't want him to think you're retarded!

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John Tucker Must Die

Unspoken Bonds and Jealousy Among Friends

Heather So I talked to John. He was sweet. He felt bad for you. He said that you were jealous because we share something special. Something that we don't have to label because...

Beth Because it's our unspoken bond and I just love how secure you are?

[interrupting]

Carrie And it hurts me to question it, because...

Heather, Beth, Carrie ... YOU'RE THE ONLY GIRL FOR ME?

Heather Damn! He said the same thing to all of us!

Beth Figures. He makes up with us and he hooks up with us...

Carrie You guys hooked up?

[interrupts, whispers]

Beth John and I share something special.

Carrie Oh what, that he's been in both your pants?

Beth We share a vegan/nonviolent outlook on life.

Heather Hippie slut.

[under her breath, coughs]

Beth Oh nice, Heather. It's not like everyone doesn't know that little Miss Cheerleader brings it on.

[sarcastic]

Carrie What, you too?

Heather John and I belong together. He is the team captain and I am the head cheerleader.

Beth Oh, I'm sorry, what kind of cheerleader?

Carrie Oh, like he'd take either of you two seriously?

Beth Do not lump me with her!

Heather Oh so what, you're now better than me?

Kate Shut up.

Heather, Beth What?

[peeved]

Kate Sorry.

Heather You got something to say?

Kate No, it's none of my business. Okay, let me guess. Does he always use pet names like "Baby" and "Sweetheart?" Yeah, it's not out of affection, it's so he won't mix up your names. And he's all about an unspoken bond or something special, but never about a relationship. And the whole arrangement was your idea, so you feel guilty that he cheated.

[pause]

Heather Oh my God, you're dating John too?

Kate No, I knew a guy like him... Skip.

John Tucker Must Die

Planning Revenge Against John Tucker

Heather I want to bring down you know who.

Beth Normally, I'm opposed to the slaughter of animals, but in John Tucker's case, I'll make an exception.

Kate I don't even know him.

Beth So, you don't even know anyone. You're like the Swiss, you're neutered.

Carrie Um, it's neutral. Kate, if the three of us tried this alone, we would kill each other. You brought us here. You showed us that we have something in common.

Heather Exactly. We all want to kill John Tucker.

Kate Wow. Okay.