Bronson Pinchot Quotes

Miles What happened?

Joel Last night?

Miles That's right - with Kessler.

Joel She was babysitting down the street...

Miles We know that!

Joel So I went over there. It turns out that, uh, she was giving the kid a bath and accidentally hit the shower thing...

Miles That could happen.

Joel ...and all her clothes were drying upstairs. So she plops down right on the kitchen floor and she looks up at me and says I think I'm in the mood.

Barry She said that? What did you say?

Joel I didn't have to say anything.

Glenn Whatcha do?

Joel What do you think I did?

Glenn I think you got the hell out of there, ran home, and wacked off.

Miles I disagree. Did you have your bike there?

Joel Yeah.

Miles I think you jumped on your bike, peddled home, and wacked off!

Elliot Blitzer Hi. How are you? My name's Elliot, and I'm with the Cub Scouts of America. We're... we're selling uncut cocaine to get to the jamboree.

Drexl Spivey Now I know I'm pretty, but I ain't as pretty as a couple of titties.

Virgil Now the first time you kill somebody, that's the hardest. I don't give a shit if you're fuckin ] or ]. Remember that ]? The guy up in that ] that killed all them people? I'll bet you green money that first little black dot he took a bead on, that was the bitch of the bunch. First one is tough, no fuckin foolin'. The second one... the second one ain't no fuckin ] either, but it's better than the first one cause you still feel the same thing, y'know... except it's more diluted, y'know it's... it's better. I threw up on the first one, you believe that? Then the third one... the third one is easy, you level right off. It's no problem. Now... shit... now I do it just to watch their fuckin expression change.

Big Don I eat the pussy, I eat the butt, I eat every motherfuckin thang.

Serge I see you look at this piece.

Axel Foley Yeah. I was wondering how much something like this went for.

Serge 130,000 dollar.

Axel Foley Get the fuck out of here!

Serge No, I cannot! It's serious! Because it's very important piece.

Axel Foley Have you ever sold one of these?

Serge Sell it yesterday to a collector.

Axel Foley Get the fuck out of here!

Serge No! I'm serious! I sell it myself!