Bronson PinchotQuotes

Miles: What happened?

Joel: Last night?

Miles: That's right - with Kessler.

Joel: She was babysitting down the street...

Miles: We know that!

Joel: So I went over there. It turns out that, uh, she was giving the kid a bath and accidentally hit the shower thing...

Miles: That could happen.

Joel: ...and all her clothes were drying upstairs. So she plops down right on the kitchen floor and she looks up at me and says I think I'm in the mood.

Barry: She said that? What did you say?

Joel: I didn't have to say anything.

Glenn: Whatcha do?

Joel: What do you think I did?

Glenn: I think you got the hell out of there, ran home, and wacked off.

Miles: I disagree. Did you have your bike there?

Joel: Yeah.

Miles: I think you jumped on your bike, peddled home, and wacked off!

Serge: [taking notice to Axel's interest in the artwork] I see you look at this piece.

Axel Foley: Yeah. I was wondering how much something like this went for.

Serge: 130,000 dollar.

Axel Foley: Get the fuck out of here!

Serge: [laughing] No, I cannot! It's serious! Because it's very important piece.

Axel Foley: Have you ever sold one of these?

Serge: [proudly] Sell it yesterday to a collector.

Axel Foley: Get the fuck out of here!

Serge: No! I'm serious! I sell it myself!

Elliot Blitzer: Hi. How are you? My name's Elliot, and I'm with the Cub Scouts of America. We're... we're selling uncut cocaine to get to the jamboree.

Drexl Spivey: Now I know I'm pretty, but I ain't as pretty as a couple of titties.

Virgil: [[w:Wyatt Earp|Wyatt Earp; [Jack the Ripper; [w:Charles Whitman|guy in Texas; [w:University of Texas tower shooting|fuckin' tower; [w:Mardi Gras|Mardi Gras] Now the first time you kill somebody, that's the hardest. I don't give a shit if you're fuckin ] or ]. Remember that ]? The guy up in that ] that killed all them people? I'll bet you green money that first little black dot he took a bead on, that was the bitch of the bunch. First one is tough, no fuckin foolin'. The second one... the second one ain't no fuckin ] either, but it's better than the first one cause you still feel the same thing, y'know... except it's more diluted, y'know it's... it's better. I threw up on the first one, you believe that? Then the third one... the third one is easy, you level right off. It's no problem. Now... shit... now I do it just to watch their fuckin expression change.

Big Don: I eat the pussy, I eat the butt, I eat every motherfuckin thang.