Barely Legal - Nature's Primal Behaviors Explored in Class
Deacon:
Shup up and listen to me. I figured out a way to get back on the Tony Montana track. So I'm at the zoo today...
Biology / Health Teacher:
People. People. Witness the miracle of nature at its most primal.
Deacon: [Narrating]
And these monkeys are doing it. They're going insane and Ms. Ariel is videotaping it.
Biology / Health Teacher: [puts on a blank expression on her face]
With one...final thrust...of his engorged penis, the male deposits his seed...and moves on. Probably to a younger...more desirable female. One who doesn't have any issues. Whatever that means.
Deacon: [Narrating]
And that's when it hit me.
Biology / Health Teacher:
Incoming!
Deacon: [Narrating]
...Well, Roger, actually.
Roger:
A little help?
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