Memorable Quotes from Bruce Bohne
2 quotesDisagreement on Police Investigation Details
Lou
The last vehicle that the trooper cited was a tan Ciera at 2:18 AM. Under the plate number, he put DLR - I figure they stopped him or shot him before he could finish fillin out the tag number... So I got the state lookin for a Ciera with a tag startin DLR. They don't got no match yet.
Marge
I'm not sure that I agree with you a hundred percent on your policework there, Lou.
Lou
Yah?
Marge
Yah. I think that vehicle there probably had dealer plates. DLR?
Lou
Oh... Geez.
Marge
Say Lou. Did ya hear the one about the guy who couldn't afford personalized plates, so he went and changed his name to J3L 2404?
Lou
Yah, that's a good one.
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Investigation of a Serious Crime Incident
Marge
Okay, so we got a trooper pulls someone over, we got a shooting. These folks drive by, there's a high-speed pursuit, ends here, and then this execution-type deal.
Lou
Yah.
Marge
I'd be very surprised if our suspect was from ].
[[w:Brainerd, Minnesota|Brainerd]
Lou
Yah!
Marge
And I'll tell you what, from his footprint he looks like a big fella...
[''bends over'']
Lou
See somethin down there, Chief?
Marge
No, I just think I'm gonna barf.
Lou
Geez. You okay there, Margie?
Marge
Yah, I'm fine. It's just morning sickness. Well, that passed.
[''stands up straight'']
Lou
Oh yah?
Marge
Yah, now I'm hungry again.
Lou
You eat breakfast yet, Margie?
Marge
Oh yah. Norm made some eggs.
Lou
Yah? Well, what now d'ya think?
Marge
Lets go take a look at that trooper.
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