Memorable Quotes from Bruce McCulloch
3 quotesConcern About Dick's Downward Spiral
Carl Bernstein
Dick is going down, man!
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Unveiling the Mystery of Deep Throat
Interviewer
In 1974, President Richard M. Nixon was forced to resign in shame following the Watergate Scandal. One of the great mysteries of this event was the identity of Deep Throat', the person who broke the story to Washington Post reporters Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein. Well tonight, we're going to find out. Bob Woodward, Carl Bernstein, good evening.
Bob Woodward
Good evening.
Carl Bernstein
Good evening.
Interviewer
Let's get straight to it - who is... Deep Throat'?
Bob Woodward
Well, first of all, we're not telling you. And second of all, I thought I was going to be the only guest on tonight's show?
Carl Bernstein
Well I guess you're not, Bob.
[Bitchy]
Interviewer
You know, you guys are getting pretty old now...
Carl Bernstein
Well, what do you mean by that?!
Interviewer
Well, I was just wondering if you were ever going to reveal who Deep Throat is ever, before you die.
Bob Woodward
Well, a lot bigger names than you have asked us that, so I don't think we're going to reveal it here.
Carl Bernstein
No, not on a little show like this.
Interviewer
You know what I think? I mean, I'm just gonna come right out and say it. I don't think there ever was any such person as Deep Throat'. I think y'all just made it up.
[Exasperated]
Carl Bernstein
Yes there was! Deep Throat was -
Bob Woodward
Don't say it!! He's trying to trick us!
Carl Bernstein
I'm sorry...
[Putting a hand on Woodward's shoulder]
Bob Woodward
Don't ever touch me.
[Slapping the hand away]
Carl Bernstein
Bob, I said I'm sorry!
Bob Woodward
Don't... will you... you smell like cabbage!
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Concerns Over CREEP List and Personal Life
Carl Bernstein
What about that list from CREEP? How could you let your dog eat it?! You're ruining my life!!!
[Hysterical]
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