Death to Smoochy - A Conversation About a Hammer
Tommy Kotter:
Roy, have you got the hammer?
Roy:
Always got the hammer, Tommy.
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Death to Smoochy - A Darkly Humorous Take on Justice
Tommy:
We're going to find him, cut off his balls, and shove em up his ass.
Sheldon:
Well, maybe we should leave that for the cops, Tommy.
Roy:
Cops won't do the ball thing, it's against procedure.
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