Bruce McGillQuotes

Nicholas Easter: [after anti-gun fanatic is dragged kicking and screaming from the courtroom during jury selection, even though he claims he want to be heard] Well, I guess that's lunch...

Henry Jankle: ...I was under the impression that we'd already purchased ourselves a verdict.

Wendell Rohr: Gentlemen, I have lost my footing in this trial.

Judge Harkin: I'm not sure, but I believe I'm buying lunch.

Doyle: It's a set-up. Don't do it!

Edwin Stanton: They cannot possibly maintain under this kind of an assault! Terry's got ten thousand men surrounding the Goddamned fort! Why doesn't he answer my cables?

Gideon Welles: Fort Fisher is a mountain of a building, Edwin.

Thomas Thompson Eckert: It's the largest fort they have, sir.

Gideon Welles: Twenty-two big seacoast guns on each rampart...

Thomas Thompson Eckert: They've been reinforcing it for the last two years...

Edwin Stanton: They've taken 17,000 shells since yesterday!

Thomas Thompson Eckert: They said...

Gideon Welles: The commander is an old goat.

Edwin Stanton: I want to hear that Fort Fisher is ours and Wilmington has fallen! Send another damn cable! The problem's their commander, Whiting. He engineered the fortress himself. The damned thing's his child; he'll defend it till his every last man is gone. He is not thinking rationally...

Abraham Lincoln: [the room goes silent] Come on out, you old rat! That's what...that's what Ethan Allen called out to the commander of Fort Ticonderoga in 1776. Come on out, you old rat! Ah, course there were only forty odd redcoats at Ticonderoga. But...but there is one Ethan Allen story that I'm very partial to...

Edwin Stanton: [Stanton storms out, shouting to himself] No! No, you're, you're going to tell a story! I don't believe that I can bear to listen to another one of your stories right now! I need the B&O sideyard schedules for Alexandria! I asked for them this morning! I don't care how long it takes!

Abraham Lincoln: [pours himself another cup of coffee; slight laughter; mocking British accent; louder laughter] It was right after the Revolution, right after peace had been concluded. And Ethan Allen went to London to help our new country conduct its business with the king. The English sneered at how rough we are and rude and simple-minded and on like that, everywhere he went, till one day he was invited to the townhouse of a great English lord. Dinner was served, beverages imbibed, time passed as happens and Mr. Allen found he needed the privy. He was grateful to be directed to this. Relieved, you might say. Mr. Allen discovered on entering the water closet that the only decoration therein was a portrait of George Washington. Ethan Allen done what he came to do and returned to the drawing room. His host and the others were disappointed when he didn't mention Washington's portrait. And finally his lordship couldn't resist and asked Mr. Allen had he noticed it. The picture of Washington. He had. Well what did he think of its placement? Did it seem appropriately located to Mr. Allen? And Mr. Allen said it did. The host was astounded. "Appropriate? George Washington's likeness in a water closet?" "Yes," said Mr. Allen, "where it will do good service. The whole world knows nothing will make an Englishman shit quicker than the sight of George Washington." I love that story.

Abraham Lincoln: Thunder forth, God of War.

Edwin Stanton: We'll commence our assault on Wilmington from the sea... Why is is this burned? Was the boy playing with it?

Abraham Lincoln: It got took by a breeze several nights back.

Edwin Stanton: This is an official War Department map!

William Seward: And the entire cabinet's waiting to hear what it portends.

Gideon Welles: A bombardment. From the largest fleet the Navy's ever assembled.

Abraham Lincoln: Old Neptune, shake thy hoary locks.

Gideon Welles: Fifty-eight ships are underway, of every tonnage and firing range.

Edwin Stanton: We'll keep up a steady barrage. Our first target is Fort Fisher. It defends Wilmington port.

James Speed: A steady barrage?

Edwin Stanton: A hundred shells a minute. Till they surrender.

William Fessenden: Dear God.

Abraham Lincoln: Wilmington's their last open seaport. Therefore...

Edwin Stanton: Wilmington falls, Richmond falls after.

William Seward: And the war... is done.

John Usher: Then why, if I may ask are we not concentrating the nation's attention on Wilmington? Why, instead, are we reading in the Herald that the anti-slavery amendment is being precipitated on the House floor for debate—because your eagerness, in what seems an unwarranted intrusion of the Executive into Legislative prerogatives, is compelling it to its... to what's likely to be it's premature demise? You signed the Emancipation Proclamation, you've done all that can be expected—

James Speed: The Emancipation Proclamation's merely a war measure. After the war the courts will make a meal out of it.

John Usher: When Edward Bates was Attorney General, he felt confident in it enough to allow you to sign—

James Speed: Different lawyers, different opinions. It frees slaves as a military exigent, not in any other—

Abraham Lincoln: I don't recall Bates being any too certain about the legality of my Proclamation, just it wasn't downright criminal. Somewhere's in in between. Back when I rode the legal circuit in Illinois, I defended a woman from Metamora named Melissa Goings, 77 years-old. They said she murdered her husband, he was 83. He was choking her and she grabbed a-hold of a stick of firewood and fractured his skull and he died. In his will he wrote: I suspect she has killed me. If I get over it, I will have revenge. No one was keen to see her convicted, he was that kind of husband. I asked the prosecuting attorney if I might have a short conference with my client. And she and I went into a room in the courthouse, but I alone emerged. The window in the room was found to be wide open. It was believed the old lady may have climbed out of it. I told the bailiff right before. I left her in the room she asked me where she could get a good drink of water, and I told her Tennessee. Mrs. Goings was seen no more in Metamora. Enough justice had been done; they even forgave the bondsman her bail.

John Usher: I'm afraid I don't see—

Abraham Lincoln: I decided that the Constitution gives me war powers, but no one knows just exactly what those powers are. Some say they don't exist. I don't know. I decided I needed them to exist to uphold my oath to protect the Constitution, which I decided meant that I could take the rebel's slaves from them as property confiscated in war. That might recommend to suspicion that I agree with the Rebs that their slaves are property in the first place. Of course I don't, never have, I'm glad to see any man free, and if calling a man property, or war contraband, does the trick... Why I caught at the opportunity. Now here's where it gets truly slippery. I use the law allowing for the seizure of property in a war knowing it applies only to the property of governments and citizens of belligerent nations. But the South ain't a nation, that's why I can't negotiate with'em. If in fact the Negroes are property according to law, have I the right to take the rebels property from em, if I insist they're rebels only, and not citizens of a belligerent country? And slipperier still: I maintain it ain't our actual Southern states in rebellion but only the rebels living in those states, the laws of which states remain in force. The laws of which states remain in force. That means, that since it's states laws that determine whether Negroes can be sold as slaves, as property - the Federal government doesn't have a say in that, least not yet then Negroes in those states are slaves, hence property, hence my war powers allow me to confiscate'em as such. So I confiscated em. But if I'm a respecter of states laws, how then can I legally free em with my Proclamation, as I done, unless I'm cancelling states laws? I felt the war demanded it; my oath demanded it; I felt right with myself; and I hoped it was legal to do it, I'm hoping still. Two years ago I proclaimed these people emancipated - "then, hence forward and forever free." But let's say the courts decide I had no authority to do it. They might well decide that. Say there's no amendment abolishing slavery. Say it's after the war, and I can no longer use my war powers to just ignore the courts decisions, like I sometimes felt I had to do. Might those people I freed be ordered back into slavery? That's why I'd like to get the Thirteenth Amendment through the House, and on its way to ratification by the states, wrap the whole slavery thing up, forever and aye. As soon as I'm able. Now. End of this month. And I'd like you to stand behind me. Like my cabinet's most always done. As the preacher once said, I could write shorter sermons but once I start I get too lazy to stop.

John Usher: It seems to me, sir, you're describing precisely the sort of dictator the Democrats have been howling about.

James Speed: Dictators aren't susceptible to law.

John Usher: Neither is he! He just said as much! Ignoring the courts? Twisting meanings? What reins him in from, from...

Abraham Lincoln: Well, the people do that, I suppose. I signed the Emancipation Proclamation a year and a half before my second election. I felt I was within my power to do it; however I felt that I might be wrong to do it; I knew the people would tell me. I gave em a year and a half to think about it. And they re-elected me. And come February the first, I intend to sign the Thirteenth Amendment.