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If I Had Legs I'd Kick You

"Everything is under control."

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R 2025 · 1h 53m
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With her life crashing down around her, Linda attempts to navigate her child's mysterious illness, her absent husband, a missing person, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist.

Theatrical
Oct 24, 2025
Digital
Nov 18, 2025
DVD / Blu-ray
May 26, 2026
Box Office
$1.7M
Budget
$1.5M
Return
1.1x
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A24, Central Pictures, Fat City, Bronxburgh
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