If I Had Legs I'd Kick You Review
Rose Byrne Is Titanic In Punishing ‘If I Had Legs I’d Kick You’. Although the movie itself is often an exhausting experience, Rose Byrne gives a majestic performance for the ages in ‘If I Had Legs I’d Kick You.’ ‘If I Had Legs I’d Kick You’ is not one of those movies that you can say you ‘enjoyed’ or that it ‘entertained’ you.
Sort of a cross between the Safdie brothers, David Cronenberg, a bit of Jennifer Kent, and a seasoning of Marielle Heller, ‘If I Had Legs’ is a punishing two hours that will leave you drained and not sure of what you saw – but absolutely stunned by the titanic performance at its center from Rose Byrne.
Movie Details
Theatrical Release:October 24th, 2025
On Digital & Streaming:November 18th, 2025
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Movie Budget:$1,500,000
Movie Box Office Gross:$1,709,642 (Worldwide)
Original Language:English
Executive Producers:Mary Bronstein,
Rose Byrne
Production Companies:A24, Central Pictures, Fat City, Bronxburgh






























