Memorable Quotes from Bruce Spence
9 quotesBrains vs. Reflexes in Survival
The Gyro Captain
Reflexes, that's what you've got! Me, I've got brains.
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Consequences of Carelessness
The Gyro Captain
Ah, hell. You blew it, you fool.
[Sees the smoke from the destroyed Interceptor after Max's attempted escape]
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Misunderstood Courage in Adversity
The Gyro Captain
They've got you wrong. You're not a coward. Stupid, maybe, but not a coward.
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Disappointment in Deception and Betrayal
The Gyro Captain
Empty! All this time! That's dishonest! Low!
[regarding Max's gun]
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The Fate of Mr. Quick
Mr. Wall
No more Mr. Quick. Mr. Quick, dead, yes.
Stranger
Poor, poor Mr. Quick.
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Gadget's Malfunction Leads to Sticky Situation
Inspector Gadget
I'm all messed up!
Baxter
I'm sorry, Gadget, but I don't see what the problem is.
Inspector Gadget
Watch. Go Go Gadget Toothbrush. (Gadget Bubble gum shoots Baxter) See? Bubble gum.
Baxter
I see what the problem is.
Inspector Gadget
Isn't there something you can do for me, Baxter?
Baxter
You're the prototype Gadget, Gadget, misbound to have a few glitches but I'm happy to know we've been working. I'll let in a little secret. Soon, we'll be unveiling something... (top secret door closes) Soon, that'll solve all this glitches for good. Soon.
Inspector Gadget
Wowsers. Thanks, Baxter. Well, better go check in with the chief.
Baxter
I wouldn't bother the chief right now. I heard some idiot arrested his mother this afternoon.
Chief Quimby
Where is he?! Gadget!
Baxter
Ooh. Oh.
Chief Quimby
You put my mother in jail for drag racing?
Inspector Gadget
And driving without a license. You've always said, Chief: "No one is above the law".
Chief Quimby
This is what you also said last week when you arrested that troop of girl rangers for selling cookies! (mugshot of ranger girls in jail, taking pictures)
Inspector Gadget
Those "cookies" were three days past expiration date!
Chief Quimby
You are this close to being put on probation, Gadget. Now, let's get my mother out. Heaven knows what's happening to her down there with all those lowlifes.
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Goodnight Conversations Among Friends
Baxter
Good night, Gadget. See you on Monday.
Inspector Gadget
Good night, Baxter.
Penny
Night, Baxter. Come on, Brain.
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Nostalgia for Lingerie in a Wasteland
The Gyro Captain
Lingerie. Oh, remember lingerie?
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The Gyro Captain's Unusual Culinary Intentions
The Gyro Captain
No! It's my snake, I trained it, I'm going to eat it! I got a recipe for snake. Delicious. Fricassee of reptile. You are what you eat.
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