Where the Buffalo Roam - Miscommunication in a tense moment
Dr. Hunter S. Thompson:
What was that noise?
Marty Lewis:
What noise?
Dr. Hunter S. Thompson: [[yelling into the receiver]
] Get the tap off the goddamn telephone! Do you think you're playing with children here?!
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Where the Buffalo Roam - Deadline Approaches Amidst Chaos
Dr. Hunter S. Thompson:
Marty, where the hell you been? I've been looking all over for you.
Marty Lewis:
You are not registered at your hotel. Your rental car is reported stolen. Personally I couldn't give a shit, but you owe me a story.
Dr. Hunter S. Thompson:
Is it due? Am I late?
Marty Lewis:
You've got a deadline in 19 hours. Now where's my story?
Dr. Hunter S. Thompson: [Thompson points towards the courtroom]
It's right in there. I'm working on it. Great, too. It's developing very fast. I think it could be the best thing I've ever done. All I've got to do now is write it up.
Marty Lewis: [[mutters; sternly, pointing at Thompson]
] Write it up. You have 19 hours.
Dr. Hunter S. Thompson:
You move like a cat, Marty
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City Slickers - Visa Charge for a New Shirt
Ed Furillo: [spits out chewing tobacco and it lands on a denim shirt for sale]
Charge all this to my Visa I'll take that shirt, too.
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City Slickers - Ed's Question on Protection Choices
Ed Furillo:
What'd ya use for protection, Phil; paper or plastic?
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City Slickers - Questioning Trust and Motivation in Leadership
Ed Furillo:
TRUSTED us? They don't even KNOW us! They followed us because we yelled "yah!".
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City Slickers - Humorous remark about unconventional fashion choice
Ed Furillo:
No, that was "I like your ass; can I wear it as a hat?".
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City Slickers - Preserving Dignity in Difficult Times
Ed Furillo: [while Phil is taking pictures of Mitch getting his butt wound stitched]
Phil, let the man keep what's left of his dignity.
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When Harry Met Sally... - Questioning Relationship Dynamics
Jess:
I don't understand this relationship.
Harry:
What do you mean?
Jess:
You enjoy being with her?
Harry:
Yeah.
Jess:
You find her attractive?
Harry:
Yeah.
Jess:
And you're not sleeping with her.
Harry:
No.
Jess:
You're afraid to let yourself be happy.
Harry:
Why can't you give me credit for this? This is a big thing for me. I never had a relationship with a woman that didn't involve sex. I feel like I'm growing.
Harry:
It's very freeing. I can say anything to her.
Jess:
Are you saying you can say things to her you can't say to me?
Harry:
Nah, it's just different. It's a whole new perspective. I get the woman's point of view on things. She tells me about the men she goes out with and I can talk to her about the women that I see.
Jess:
You tell her about other women.
Harry:
Yeah. Like the other night. I made love to this woman, and it was so incredible, I took her to a place that wasn't human, she actually meowed.
Jess:
You made a woman meow?
Harry:
Yeah. That's the point, I can say these things to her. And the great thing is, I don't have to lie because I'm not always thinking about how to get her into bed. I can just be myself.
Jess:
You made a woman meow?
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When Harry Met Sally... - Illusions and Truths in Relationships
Harry:
I knew the whole time that even though we were happy, it was just an illusion and that one day she would kick the shit out of me.
Jess:
Marriages don't break up on account of infidelity - it's just a symptom that something else is wrong.
Harry:
Oh really? Well, that symptom is fucking my wife.
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