Memorable Quotes from Bruno Kirby
9 quotesVisa Charge for a New Shirt
Ed Furillo
Charge all this to my Visa I'll take that shirt, too.
[spits out chewing tobacco and it lands on a denim shirt for sale]
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Miscommunication in a tense moment
Dr. Hunter S. Thompson
What was that noise?
Marty Lewis
What noise?
Dr. Hunter S. Thompson
] Get the tap off the goddamn telephone! Do you think you're playing with children here?!
[[yelling into the receiver]
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Deadline Approaches Amidst Chaos
Dr. Hunter S. Thompson
Marty, where the hell you been? I've been looking all over for you.
Marty Lewis
You are not registered at your hotel. Your rental car is reported stolen. Personally I couldn't give a shit, but you owe me a story.
Dr. Hunter S. Thompson
Is it due? Am I late?
Marty Lewis
You've got a deadline in 19 hours. Now where's my story?
Dr. Hunter S. Thompson
It's right in there. I'm working on it. Great, too. It's developing very fast. I think it could be the best thing I've ever done. All I've got to do now is write it up.
[Thompson points towards the courtroom]
Marty Lewis
] Write it up. You have 19 hours.
[[mutters; sternly, pointing at Thompson]
Dr. Hunter S. Thompson
You move like a cat, Marty
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Questioning Relationship Dynamics
Jess
I don't understand this relationship.
Harry
What do you mean?
Jess
You enjoy being with her?
Harry
Yeah.
Jess
You find her attractive?
Harry
Yeah.
Jess
And you're not sleeping with her.
Harry
No.
Jess
You're afraid to let yourself be happy.
Harry
Why can't you give me credit for this? This is a big thing for me. I never had a relationship with a woman that didn't involve sex. I feel like I'm growing.
Harry
It's very freeing. I can say anything to her.
Jess
Are you saying you can say things to her you can't say to me?
Harry
Nah, it's just different. It's a whole new perspective. I get the woman's point of view on things. She tells me about the men she goes out with and I can talk to her about the women that I see.
Jess
You tell her about other women.
Harry
Yeah. Like the other night. I made love to this woman, and it was so incredible, I took her to a place that wasn't human, she actually meowed.
Jess
You made a woman meow?
Harry
Yeah. That's the point, I can say these things to her. And the great thing is, I don't have to lie because I'm not always thinking about how to get her into bed. I can just be myself.
Jess
You made a woman meow?
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Humorous remark about unconventional fashion choice
Ed Furillo
No, that was "I like your ass; can I wear it as a hat?".
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Questioning Trust and Motivation in Leadership
Ed Furillo
TRUSTED us? They don't even KNOW us! They followed us because we yelled "yah!".
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Preserving Dignity in Difficult Times
Ed Furillo
Phil, let the man keep what's left of his dignity.
[while Phil is taking pictures of Mitch getting his butt wound stitched]
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Ed's Question on Protection Choices
Ed Furillo
What'd ya use for protection, Phil; paper or plastic?
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Illusions and Truths in Relationships
Harry
I knew the whole time that even though we were happy, it was just an illusion and that one day she would kick the shit out of me.
Jess
Marriages don't break up on account of infidelity - it's just a symptom that something else is wrong.
Harry
Oh really? Well, that symptom is fucking my wife.
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