Bryan Price Quotes

Paul So what happened?

Mark Ah, man, she just started to get too...

Paul Serious, right? I know. I only even ask in hope that it's gonna be something different, like she cheated on you or something.

Mark Then it'd be great. I'd be so excited for that to happen to me.

Paul It'd be a little better - entertaining, at least. So what happened?

Mark She made me realize the feelings I had for someone else. Someone I should have never let go. I was stuck in a pattern. I was walking away from relationships with girls that I didn’t deserve in the first place. Rachel, Trish, Miranda, they’re all great, and they’re all what I thought I wanted, but uh, when they were ready to get serious I wasn’t. And I ran. But Claire, she was different. Claire was more than everything I wanted. She was everything I needed. We were perfect together. But I ran away from her just like all the others. I ran away only to realize that . . . she was the one that I wanted to run after. It took my relationship with Jess to learn that. It took you guys to realize that. This would have never happened without you.

Claire You spelled "colored" wrong.

Mark Uh, no, actually I think that's the, uh, proper English spelling.

Claire Oh, really?

Mark Mm-hm.

Claire I thought it was the dumb, fake spelling.

Mark Yeah, you know I tried spelling things without it, but, uh, no matter what, I always end up missing... U.

Mark When you have a kid, like, did it... Was it the hormones had just started acting up in you and that's why you act like a father to everyone else or - how's that work?

Paul It just comes with the membership.

Rachel Never have I ever kissed you.

Mark I've never kissed myself either.