Grumpy Old Men - Discussion of John Gustafson's Behavior
Max:
You mean the low-life, ass-wipe, egg-sucker John Gustafson?
Snyder:
Have you seen him?
Max:
The man's crazy. Loco. Always hanging out around those kinky strip bars. You know, the ones where the men take their clothes off. That's of course if he's taken his medication.
Snyder:
Medication?
Max:
Yes, without it he could be anywhere. Wandering around talking to the trees. I'm telling you the man's a menace, he's always drinking, starting fights.
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Grumpy Old Men - Unexpected Barriers in a Stubborn Situation
Man 1:
We got a problem, sir. Looks like someone barricaded the door.
Snyder:
(on the phone) Wait a minute. (faces the men) What?!
Snyder:
This isn't gonna stop me, Mr. Goldman.
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Grumpy Old Men - Conflict and Humor in Daily Interactions
Max:
Dirty rat, I'll show him, picking on people.
Snyder:
Beautiful day, Mr. Goldman.
Max:
Hey, Snyder! Why don't you do the world a favor and pull your lip over your head and swallow?" (Laughs)
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