Memorable Quotes from Buck Henry

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Grumpy Old Men

Discussion of John Gustafson's Behavior

Max You mean the low-life, ass-wipe, egg-sucker John Gustafson?

Snyder Have you seen him?

Max The man's crazy. Loco. Always hanging out around those kinky strip bars. You know, the ones where the men take their clothes off. That's of course if he's taken his medication.

Snyder Medication?

Max Yes, without it he could be anywhere. Wandering around talking to the trees. I'm telling you the man's a menace, he's always drinking, starting fights.

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Grumpy Old Men

Unexpected Barriers in a Stubborn Situation

Man 1 We got a problem, sir. Looks like someone barricaded the door.

Snyder (on the phone) Wait a minute. (faces the men) What?!

Snyder This isn't gonna stop me, Mr. Goldman.

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Grumpy Old Men

Conflict and Humor in Daily Interactions

Max Dirty rat, I'll show him, picking on people.

Snyder Beautiful day, Mr. Goldman.

Max Hey, Snyder! Why don't you do the world a favor and pull your lip over your head and swallow?" (Laughs)