Memorable Quotes from Bug Hall
8 quotesCelebration of Alfalfa's Victory
Stymie
You did it, Alfalfa! You won!
Alfalfa
We did it! All of us!
Froggy
Gentlemen, let's give Alfalfa a big "Spoley-oley"!
Kids
Spoley-oley! Spoley-oley! Spoley-oley! Spoley-oley! Spoley-oley! Spoley-oley! Spoley-oley! Spoley-oley!
Alfalfa
Thank you. Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you...
Butch
It ain't right! We go through all the trouble of stealing your racer, and you still win! Better brace yourself, because now I'm really gonna kick your butt!
Alfalfa
I'm usually a lover, not a fighter, but in your case I'm willing to make an exception.
Butch
Pig puckey!
Woim
Allow me!
Stymie
Looking good, man.
Kids
Yeah.
Spanky
Hey, there's the guy who risked his neck for us!
Alfalfa
I gotta admit, he turned out to be pretty okay, darn it.
Spanky
Put it in there, pal. You're quite a guy. Us machismo types have a club. The He-Man Woman-Haters Club. Alfalfa, I'm extending a membership offer here. Now, what is it?
Alfalfa
That's not Waldo!
Waldo
You'll be hearing from my lawyers.
Spanky
Then who's this guy who saved our butts?
Darla
Hi, guys. What's up?
Spanky
A girl! Ohh!
Stymie
Well, don't that beat all.
Alfalfa
Spanky!
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Miscommunication Among Friends
Alfalfa
Is Spanky home?
Mr. McFarland
I'm sorry, Alfalfa. Spanky isn't here.
Mr. Switzer
I'm sorry, Spanky. Alfalfa's not here.
Spanky
Darn!
Alfalfa
Darn!
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Conflict Among Friends in The Little Rascals
Spanky
Hey!
Froggy
Well, hello, Mr. Bubbles.
Spanky
That's the most disgusting display she-man woman loving I've ever seen!
Alfalfa
Don't talk to me, you Benedict Arnold! You-You Judas Priest! This is all your fault!
Spanky
All my fault?!
Froggy
You torched the clubhouse.
Spanky
And it's all my fault?! Say, you're supposed to be guardin the go-cart, you muzak-warbling wimp!
Alfalfa
Relax, you double-crossing mud muncher! I parked it right over there! It was right here!
[runs to show the Rascals the go-cart, but it's not there]
Spanky
Well, where is it?
Stymie
Boy, you're messin up left and right.
Spanky
That's it, you sissified tweety bird! I wish I had a club to throw you out of!
Rascal 1
Me, too!
Alfalfa
Well, you sewage-swinging slime ball! If there still was a club, I QUIT!!! Hmph!
[Spanky gasps; storms off]
Rascal 2
Good!
Rascal 3
What a wimp!
Rascal 4
Yeah!
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A Chaotic Escape from a Recital
Alfafa
Let's get out of here! Good thing I finally caught that frog.
[he and Spanky are offstage and head out the door]
Spanky
Yes. Now all you need to concern about is warts!
Ms. Roberts
You've ruined my recital, you ragamuffin!
[storms up to Spanky]
Spanky
I'll distract them while you make a getaway.
Alfalfa
Thanks, Spanky. You sure are a pal.
Spanky
Hello, again.
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A Lighthearted Exchange Among Friends
Buckwheat
Nothing like a security system to give you peace of mind.
Spanky
Hiya, fellas!
[disguised as a ballerina in a brunette wig]
Butch
Say, you two chicklets see a couple of ugly mugs who ran in here?
Alfalfa
You mean behind you? I think they went in there.
[in a blonde wig; Spanky pinches him]
Spanky
Whew. Let's ange-chay and am-scray!
[hey watch Butch and Woim walk in on Ms. Roberts. She frustratingly ushers the bullies out the door]
Alfalfa
You took the words right out of my mouth.
[pushes the exit door]
Darla
Hi!
Girl
Are you a Sugar Plum fairy?
Alfalfa
Pardon me. I'm sweating like a pig. It's the recital.
[nods. Sweat beads are beginning to form on his forehead. And the frog. He has been holding the frog in his hand all this time]
Darla
Here's my handkerchief. Uh, you keep it. I'm emotional as well. My boyfriend Waldo is going to be here.
[gives Alfalfa her handkerchief. He wipes the sweat off his forehead. And then he scrubs underneath his arms. After he's done, he offers the handkerchief back to her]
Mary Ann
He's driving her to his mansion for tea.
[grins knowingly]
Darla
Do you have any boyfriends?
Boys
No!
Alfalfa
But, there is one boy I'd love to get to know. His name is Alfalfa.
Darla
I used to know on Alfalfa. He took the best years of my life!
Spanky
Same here.
Darla
I don't miss him at all. Except...his voice. If he sings, he makes me melt like a popsicle on the Fourth of July!
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Unconventional Love Letter from Alfalfa
Alfalfa
Dear Darla, I hate your stinking guts. You make me vomit. You're a scum between my toes. Love, Alfalfa.
[secretly writing a love letter, not letting Buckwheat and Porky know]
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Tent Trouble and Wet Surprises
Alfalfa
Why am I soaking wet?
Porky
Don't worry, Alfalfa. I used to have the same problem.
Spanky
It's just a hole in the tent.
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Blame and Betrayal Among Friends
Alfalfa
Skunked by that sleazy sidewinder Spanky! It's his fault Darla hates me!
[discovers the list of things to do that Spanky and his friends wrote]
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