Two Moon Junction - Superstitions and Jealousy in Rural Life
Patti Jean:
I'm so envious of your fuckin tits. Now I know why men like women.
Sammantha Delongpre:
Get off my sister!
Sheriff Earl Hawkins:
Well there they be, son. Jonah and Jonah, Jr. They're so old they can't remember who's pappy and who's the son. They're weird and full of superstition. Burying a dead animal on their land can cause the cows to give bloody milk... or bring on a swarm of locusts.
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