Memorable Quotes from Burl Ives
1 quoteSuperstitions and Jealousy in Rural Life
Patti Jean
I'm so envious of your fuckin tits. Now I know why men like women.
Sammantha Delongpre
Get off my sister!
Sheriff Earl Hawkins
Well there they be, son. Jonah and Jonah, Jr. They're so old they can't remember who's pappy and who's the son. They're weird and full of superstition. Burying a dead animal on their land can cause the cows to give bloody milk... or bring on a swarm of locusts.
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