Memorable Quotes from Caitlin Hale
2 quotesIntroducing a New Class Project: Rock Band
Dewey
Now, listen, normal kids would have been stoked to slack off, but not you guys, because you're not normal, you're special. And because I think you guys have the right attitude, I think it's time we started our new class project.
Lawrence
A science project?
Dewey
No. It's called... "Rock Band".
Marta
Is this a school project?
Dewey
Yes. And it's a requirement. And it may sound easy, but nothing could be harder. It will test your head , and your mind , and your brain too .
[points to his head; points to his jaw; points to his forehead]
Summer
Will other schools be competing?
Dewey
You could say that. You could say that every school in the state will be competing for the top prize.
Billy
What's the prize?
Dewey
A win will go on your permanent record. Hello Harvard, Yo?
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Discussing Musical Influences in a Rock Band
Dewey
Look, the first thing you do when you start a rock band is talk about your influences. That's how you figure out what kind of band to be. So who do you like? Blondie?
Marta
Christina Aguilera.
Dewey
Who? No! Come on. What? You, Shortstop.
Leonard
Puff Daddy.
Dewey
Wrong. Billy?
Billy
Liza Minnelli?
Dewey
What are you...? You guys! This project is called "Rock Band". I'm talking about bands that rock. Led Zeppelin.
Dewey
Don't tell me you guys have never got the Led out. Jimmy Page, Robert Plant? Ring any bells? What about Sabbath? AC/DC? Motörhead?! OH, WHAT DO THEY TEACH IN THIS PLACE?!
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