Pizza Movie - Exploring Connection Among Resident Assistants
Sidney:
And I guess I'm just looking for ways to connect with the other RAs. Um, like, you know, what do you guys do in your free time?
Montgomery:
Oh, not much. Sometimes I Google "is my penis foreskin too long?
Sidney:
Hm. Yeah, well... I guess I meant more like communal activities. Like, do you guys go to the gym together or exercise or—
Montgomery:
I only go to the gym to sneak peeks at other guys foreskin to see if mine is way longer than normal!
Jack: [whispered]
What the fuck?
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Pizza Movie - Quirky Characters Share Unusual Life Details
Football Bro:
Yo, we got kegs, beer pong, and I'm legally required to tell you I'm a registered sex offender.
Sidney: [baby voice]
My name is Sidney Putt. I am 31 years young. I like to dress up as the Grinch in a diaper while sucking down a bunch of helium so I sound like a baby.
Snackatron 3000:
You agree not to fall in love or lust with Snackatron. You may not teach Snackatron to be racist, and you may never ever ride Snackatron.
Blake:
Early internet message boards predicted the coming of the chosen face. One so distinct, so peculiar, so utterly freak-ass, it would profoundly beguile every phone's Face ID. A skeleton key.
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