Carl Weathers Quotes

Chubbs Golf's no different from hockey. It requires talent and self-discipline.

Happy Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant, probably a great golfer, huge ass.

Chubbs Hey, I'll bet your neighbor the accountant can't drive the ball 400 yards. I'll bet your neighbor the accountant doesn't have a shot to get on the Pro Tour!

Happy And how would I do that?

Chubbs You win the Open tomorrow, and you're automatically on the Pro Tour. Then who knows, maybe you'll win the Tour Championship. Get that gold jacket that I never got.

Happy Gold jacket, green jacket, who gives a shit?

Weaver Now what the hell am I supposed to do with this?

Miller Oh, I don't know. Try and imagine you're a dog. Oh for heaven's sake! On the road, man, on the road!

Weaver I thought you were supposed to pick up dog shit, not spread it around.

Rocky Champ, look, I gotta stop it. This fight's finished! I gotta call it!

Apollo Creed No, no.

Rocky Look, champ, you can't do no more out there!

Apollo I'm here to fight.

Rocky He's killing ya. I gotta stop this thing.

Apollo I'm here to fight, promise me you're not gonna stop this fight.

Barnsby What happened to you?

Weaver He bit me in all the excitement. But damn it to hell, we did it, Colonel! We did it!

Barnsby Yes we did, Sergeant! Yes we did!

Miller And a merry Christmas!

Mallory Yes, gentlemen, we did it! But before we can start awarding ourselves Victoria Crosses and Congressional Medals of Honor and so on and so forth and such like... I think I'd better point out that one, we're now on the wrong side of the river. That two, we have no hope whatsoever of rejoining the partisans. That three, this neck of the woods will soon be crawling with very bad-tempered Germans. And that four, I don't think our little genius Sergeant Miller there has even got a box of matches left in his suitcase. And so I think we can take it, gentlemen, that we're going to have a very long walk home.

Apollo Creed We always have to be in the middle of the action cause we're the warriors. And without some challenge, without some damn war to fight then the warriors might as well be dead, Stallion. Now I'm asking you - as a friend - stand by my side this one last time.

Apollo Creed Man, I won, but I didn't beat him!