Mr. Popper's Penguins - Mr. Popper's Penguins and Unwanted Animal Confusion
Mr. Popper:
Where are my penguins?!
Nat Jones:
Listen, sir, I'm gonna have to call you right back. They're not your penguins, Mr. Popper.
Mr. Popper:
Don't give us that runaround, slick. Why aren't my penguins out there?
Nat Jones:
Because we already have penguins. What we don't have is an emu. Or a Komodo dragon. Or a Bengal tiger.
Mr. Popper:
What are you talking about, hmm?
Nat Jones:
Trading, Mr. Popper. Zoos do it all the time. Same thing with sports teams. And how do you think the New York Yankees won 27 of their championships? It sure wasn't their farming system.
Amanda:
All right, where are you sending them?
Nat Jones:
I'm sending three to Washington and three to Tokyo and the two penguin chicks are going all the way to Dubai.
Janie:
But you can't split them up. They're a family.
Nat Jones:
For God's sake! They're just birds.
Mr. Popper:
Just birds? Okay, and what about the American bald eagle? Is that just a bird?
Nat Jones:
Yes.
Mr. Popper:
Okay, and what about... No, Big Bird is a Muppet. Look, can my family just see them for once? My family is all torn up about it and my kids are distraught, right, Billy?
Billy:
Please, sir, can we just say goodbye?
Nat Jones:
No.
Mr. Popper:
Children, this is what a liar looks like. Take a mental picture.
Nat Jones:
Look, Popper, I couldn't even if I wanted to. They're already gone.
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Mr. Popper's Penguins - A Conversation About Sleepiness
Mr. Popper:
You are falling asleep.
Amanda:
No I'm not.
Mr. Popper:
Hmm, that must be me.
Amanda:
You really should go to bed.
Mr. Popper:
Uh-uh, I'm not leaving him, he's a Popper.
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Gunpowder Milkshake - Nostalgia for Childhood in the Library
Madeleine:
It was so nice to have a kid in the library again
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Sucker Punch - Embrace Your Strength and Fight for Purpose
Dr. Vera Gorski:
If you do not dance you have no purpose. And we don't keep things here that have no purpose. You see, your fight for survival starts right now. You don't want to be judged? You won't be. You don't think you're strong enough? You are. You're afraid. Don't be. You have all the weapons you need. Now fight.
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Sucker Punch - Control Your World and Release the Pain
Dr. Vera Gorski:
It's like we talked about. You control this world. Let the pain go, let the hurt go, let the guilt go. What you are imagining right now, that world you control. That place can be as real as any pain.
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Night at the Museum - Misunderstanding a Historical Figure's Identity
Larry Daley: [[Teddy Roosevelt]
Ah — ].
Rebecca:
Yes. A great visionary.
Larry Daley:
Yes, definitely. He was our 4th president, right?
Rebecca:
26th.
Larry Daley:
26th.
Dr. McPhee:
Please don't touch the exhibits! I mean, riffraff. Mrs. Hutman, I cannot tolerate this type of chaos. I mean, this is a museum, not a... Do you know what museum means? It doesn't mean, "Ooh, Daddy, it's a big tyrannosaurus thing. Can I touch its leg?" No! It... Work it out, please.
Rebecca:
Will do, sir.
Dr. McPhee:
Thank you.
Rebecca:
Dr. McPhee, our museum director.
Larry Daley:
Hmm, seems like a fun guy.
Dr. McPhee:
Control your young, please! Can we? Oh!
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